hi-yellow MUSTAAARD ✨👸🏽
@mouthyattorney.bsky.social
pro yapper. Florida escapee turned northerner. opinions (usually) mine. strictly non-legal burner.
I have 3 books to read and binging The Good Wife, The Good Fight and Elsbeth before the end of the year lol
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have 3 books to read and binging The Good Wife, The Good Fight and Elsbeth before the end of the year lol
Nope. Now more than ever he needs a rich wife in retirement lol
So, does this mean Travis Kelce is going to look for another Black girlfriend?
Anyway, once more unto the breach. My GOAT vs. The new leader of the Pride. I hope it ends Lions 52, Rams 50. Forward down the field. #OnePride
Anyway, once more unto the breach. My GOAT vs. The new leader of the Pride. I hope it ends Lions 52, Rams 50. Forward down the field. #OnePride
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Nope. Now more than ever he needs a rich wife in retirement lol
I’m a little excited about a KC-less playoff. The fix was so frustrating every year. Refs weren’t even subtle about it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m a little excited about a KC-less playoff. The fix was so frustrating every year. Refs weren’t even subtle about it.
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Thank God no Chiefs in the Super Bowl this season
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Thank God no Chiefs in the Super Bowl this season
Bye bye MAGA Mahomes and Travis Swift.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bye bye MAGA Mahomes and Travis Swift.
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Fresh off the couch
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fresh off the couch
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Uh oh Mahomes is down
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Uh oh Mahomes is down
The Chiefs were already about to be eliminated and now Mahomes just destroyed his knee in the last 2 minutes. WOW.
December 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The Chiefs were already about to be eliminated and now Mahomes just destroyed his knee in the last 2 minutes. WOW.
I know we’re on the rerocked version of Theraflu now like they reformulated the old FourLoko, but I would argue this still has crack in it. There’s no way I’m half sick and feel this good 😂
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I know we’re on the rerocked version of Theraflu now like they reformulated the old FourLoko, but I would argue this still has crack in it. There’s no way I’m half sick and feel this good 😂
This is the time of year I always wonder why my skin feels like it is on fire and it’s inevitably because I haven’t moisturized enough. ‘Tis the season for thick oils, creams and butters straight out of the shower.
December 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is the time of year I always wonder why my skin feels like it is on fire and it’s inevitably because I haven’t moisturized enough. ‘Tis the season for thick oils, creams and butters straight out of the shower.
So far, the only person I agree with (with no exceptions) is the little girl who called her momma childish for drinking Mountain Dew past 40.
I forgot it was the Soda…um…Pop Wars
When in Rome…
When in Rome…
December 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So far, the only person I agree with (with no exceptions) is the little girl who called her momma childish for drinking Mountain Dew past 40.
Dr. Pepper is just IBC root beer with a better marketing budget.
* Dr. Pepper
Root beer is Depression era soda
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Dr. Pepper is just IBC root beer with a better marketing budget.
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Root beer is Depression era soda
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Root beer is Depression era soda
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Facts
Cream soda is better than root beer by a mile.
Root Beer haters, have you ever tried it with a slice of pepperoni pizza cause 🤤🤤🤤🤤 talk about a pairing!
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Facts
I don’t know what jurisdiction this is, but you normally can’t voluntarily contract away child support payment or custody agreements. It’s a separate standard altogether that the court uses to determine what’s in the best interests of the child.
that SAHM of over 10 years on tiktok saying her husband is divorcing her and saying she doesn’t know what to do cause she’s never had a job or any money of her own. oh, just when you think “oh that’s bad” she tells us she signed a prenup and it included no alimony or child support.
a woman in a red shirt that says oh lord on it
Alt: a woman in a red shirt that says oh lord on it
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I don’t know what jurisdiction this is, but you normally can’t voluntarily contract away child support payment or custody agreements. It’s a separate standard altogether that the court uses to determine what’s in the best interests of the child.
If God gave me an ass to go along with this face and chest, I would’ve had all the infinity stones in my grasp. Alas.
December 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If God gave me an ass to go along with this face and chest, I would’ve had all the infinity stones in my grasp. Alas.
Cream soda is better than root beer by a mile.
Root Beer haters, have you ever tried it with a slice of pepperoni pizza cause 🤤🤤🤤🤤 talk about a pairing!
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Cream soda is better than root beer by a mile.
Every year my skin just keep getting blacker, and darker. AND BLACKER, AND DARKER
Fav Boondocks quote? Aaannddd go
“but it WAS gay, why should I have to apologize? I saw gay, so I said gay. That ain’t bullying, that’s an astute observation.”
“but it WAS gay, why should I have to apologize? I saw gay, so I said gay. That ain’t bullying, that’s an astute observation.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Every year my skin just keep getting blacker, and darker. AND BLACKER, AND DARKER
Black folks love rosé 😭
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Black folks love rosé 😭
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LMFAO! I remember I had a line brother go through a breakup and this mane was drinking Nuvo out the bottle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
College was really something lmaoooo. Those Nuvo bottles went triple platinum in 08
Remember when y'all used empty liquor bottles as decor
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
LMFAO! I remember I had a line brother go through a breakup and this mane was drinking Nuvo out the bottle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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omgggg nuvo 🥹
College was really something lmaoooo. Those Nuvo bottles went triple platinum in 08
Remember when y'all used empty liquor bottles as decor
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
omgggg nuvo 🥹
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Back taxes
Ladies, when a man says he has "a lot going on", what does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Back taxes
Child support is in arrears
Ladies, when a man says he has "a lot going on", what does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Child support is in arrears
College was really something lmaoooo. Those Nuvo bottles went triple platinum in 08
Remember when y'all used empty liquor bottles as decor
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
College was really something lmaoooo. Those Nuvo bottles went triple platinum in 08