Megan Goodwin
@mpgphd.bsky.social
✏️ race/gender/sex/religion/politics/America
🙄 also "cults"
💻 senior editor @religiondispatches.org
🎧 #KeepingIt101 w/ IRMF
📚 #RINDWY (Beacon 2024) | #CultsInc | #AbusingReligion (Rutgers 2020)
pitch me! https://tinyurl.com/mpgphd
🙄 also "cults"
💻 senior editor @religiondispatches.org
🎧 #KeepingIt101 w/ IRMF
📚 #RINDWY (Beacon 2024) | #CultsInc | #AbusingReligion (Rutgers 2020)
pitch me! https://tinyurl.com/mpgphd
same (except it's freezing here!)
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 PM
same (except it's freezing here!)
if you're trying to take a time out from the horrors, high key recommend browsing the dog clothes clearance section at HomeGoods
this shit is so stupid and perfect
this shit is so stupid and perfect
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
if you're trying to take a time out from the horrors, high key recommend browsing the dog clothes clearance section at HomeGoods
this shit is so stupid and perfect
this shit is so stupid and perfect
today in "puppies are praxis"
(bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good)
the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one
it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it
(bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good)
the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one
it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 PM
today in "puppies are praxis"
(bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good)
the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one
it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it
(bc everything is on goddamn fire but it helps to remember small soft things still exist and are good)
the wee beastie absolutely decimated the first mat I got for his crate so I had to pick up another one
it is genuine artificial Muppet and he loves it
pittie in a raincoat
I know
I know
it's serious
I know
I know
it's serious
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 AM
pittie in a raincoat
I know
I know
it's serious
I know
I know
it's serious
many things are absolutely awful but the puppy keeps doing this thing where he shoves his snoot in my armpit to keep his lil nose warm while he's napping
that part's p good
that part's p good
January 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
many things are absolutely awful but the puppy keeps doing this thing where he shoves his snoot in my armpit to keep his lil nose warm while he's napping
that part's p good
that part's p good
yeah, it's always hard to let them go
but happy to share / puppies are praxis
but happy to share / puppies are praxis
January 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
yeah, it's always hard to let them go
but happy to share / puppies are praxis
but happy to share / puppies are praxis
this guy: *decides he'd rather sleep on the couch, tysm*
me: nice try. time for bed.
beastie: *LOUD HARRUMPH, reluctant shuffle to his fluffy Muppet bed*
me: sir.
the most put-upon puppy in all the land: *SIGH FROM THE DEPTH OF HIS SOUL, trots back into crate*
#fin
me: nice try. time for bed.
beastie: *LOUD HARRUMPH, reluctant shuffle to his fluffy Muppet bed*
me: sir.
the most put-upon puppy in all the land: *SIGH FROM THE DEPTH OF HIS SOUL, trots back into crate*
#fin
January 9, 2026 at 2:16 PM
this guy: *decides he'd rather sleep on the couch, tysm*
me: nice try. time for bed.
beastie: *LOUD HARRUMPH, reluctant shuffle to his fluffy Muppet bed*
me: sir.
the most put-upon puppy in all the land: *SIGH FROM THE DEPTH OF HIS SOUL, trots back into crate*
#fin
me: nice try. time for bed.
beastie: *LOUD HARRUMPH, reluctant shuffle to his fluffy Muppet bed*
me: sir.
the most put-upon puppy in all the land: *SIGH FROM THE DEPTH OF HIS SOUL, trots back into crate*
#fin
mood as I gird my loins to look at emails in a real way for the first time since 17 December
January 5, 2026 at 4:15 PM
mood as I gird my loins to look at emails in a real way for the first time since 17 December
we're babysitting the neighbor's dog
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
we're babysitting the neighbor's dog
this was such a good, smart decision
that I totally foiled one episode from the end bc an attractive human invited me to a low-key hang with local restaurant people
spoilers: I am too old for even the lowest-key of hangs with local restaurant people 😂😫
that I totally foiled one episode from the end bc an attractive human invited me to a low-key hang with local restaurant people
spoilers: I am too old for even the lowest-key of hangs with local restaurant people 😂😫
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
this was such a good, smart decision
that I totally foiled one episode from the end bc an attractive human invited me to a low-key hang with local restaurant people
spoilers: I am too old for even the lowest-key of hangs with local restaurant people 😂😫
that I totally foiled one episode from the end bc an attractive human invited me to a low-key hang with local restaurant people
spoilers: I am too old for even the lowest-key of hangs with local restaurant people 😂😫
oh come on
I am being punked
not the Russian literally shaking his aquaphallus in the Ottowan's face
I am being punked
not the Russian literally shaking his aquaphallus in the Ottowan's face
![[water sloshing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xutizofmpedql2cqkekr3kxf/bafkreia3b6cg6bubwnjzn776ddrt2chjws6j7ms3bgxtgg62jpenjtgjnu@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
oh come on
I am being punked
not the Russian literally shaking his aquaphallus in the Ottowan's face
I am being punked
not the Russian literally shaking his aquaphallus in the Ottowan's face
he and his team also made us thank you art, which was amazing
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
he and his team also made us thank you art, which was amazing
💜💜💜
he stayed at my house one night in like 2015, when they were doing the big Last Unicorn tour! it was rad
he liked my dog way more than any of the humans in the house, as was right and proper
he stayed at my house one night in like 2015, when they were doing the big Last Unicorn tour! it was rad
he liked my dog way more than any of the humans in the house, as was right and proper
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
💜💜💜
he stayed at my house one night in like 2015, when they were doing the big Last Unicorn tour! it was rad
he liked my dog way more than any of the humans in the house, as was right and proper
he stayed at my house one night in like 2015, when they were doing the big Last Unicorn tour! it was rad
he liked my dog way more than any of the humans in the house, as was right and proper
WE DID IT, JOE
of course now I'm trapped
but luckily I already got more laundry started so I guess we can just stay here for a bit
of course now I'm trapped
but luckily I already got more laundry started so I guess we can just stay here for a bit
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
WE DID IT, JOE
of course now I'm trapped
but luckily I already got more laundry started so I guess we can just stay here for a bit
of course now I'm trapped
but luckily I already got more laundry started so I guess we can just stay here for a bit
all I wanna be is someone who gets to see a Giant Canine
December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
all I wanna be is someone who gets to see a Giant Canine
adopted a boy puppy instead of an adult girl dog a month and a half earlier than I'd planned
in my defense
in my defense
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
adopted a boy puppy instead of an adult girl dog a month and a half earlier than I'd planned
in my defense
in my defense
oh
oh it's starting
this film, and I use the term loosely, is set in Atlanta apparently?
oh it's starting
this film, and I use the term loosely, is set in Atlanta apparently?
December 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
oh
oh it's starting
this film, and I use the term loosely, is set in Atlanta apparently?
oh it's starting
this film, and I use the term loosely, is set in Atlanta apparently?
bright solstice, bsky
from me and the wee beastie
from me and the wee beastie
December 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
bright solstice, bsky
from me and the wee beastie
from me and the wee beastie
I just realized that for the last like four years I have watched at least one truly terrible Christmas film
this year's might be the worst ever
tonight's "feature?"
(blame @biggiesmediums.bsky.social)
this year's might be the worst ever
tonight's "feature?"
(blame @biggiesmediums.bsky.social)
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I just realized that for the last like four years I have watched at least one truly terrible Christmas film
this year's might be the worst ever
tonight's "feature?"
(blame @biggiesmediums.bsky.social)
this year's might be the worst ever
tonight's "feature?"
(blame @biggiesmediums.bsky.social)
cut to
(sometimes the internet makes nice things happen)
(sometimes the internet makes nice things happen)
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
cut to
(sometimes the internet makes nice things happen)
(sometimes the internet makes nice things happen)
a great thing about adopting a puppy is when said puppy curls up in your lap all cute and sweet and snuggles into your chest
and then looks you dead in the eyes and chomps your entire forearm
good thing he's so fucking cute
and then looks you dead in the eyes and chomps your entire forearm
good thing he's so fucking cute
December 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
a great thing about adopting a puppy is when said puppy curls up in your lap all cute and sweet and snuggles into your chest
and then looks you dead in the eyes and chomps your entire forearm
good thing he's so fucking cute
and then looks you dead in the eyes and chomps your entire forearm
good thing he's so fucking cute
okay *somebody* out there must be an expert in Jainism and also watching "Pluribus"
right?
help me, internet, I have a really fun/weird oped commission idea 😂
right?
help me, internet, I have a really fun/weird oped commission idea 😂
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
okay *somebody* out there must be an expert in Jainism and also watching "Pluribus"
right?
help me, internet, I have a really fun/weird oped commission idea 😂
right?
help me, internet, I have a really fun/weird oped commission idea 😂
YES GOOD
PUPPIES ARE PRAXIS
here, let me help you and other local queers
PUPPIES ARE PRAXIS
here, let me help you and other local queers
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
YES GOOD
PUPPIES ARE PRAXIS
here, let me help you and other local queers
PUPPIES ARE PRAXIS
here, let me help you and other local queers