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siegfried sangfroid and his poltroon platoon
@mr-implausible.bsky.social
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put the wall back in Wall Street!
December 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ddddaaayyyuuummmmm
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
it’s easy, all you need is a $500/mo brand name prescription.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
no

it’s a disgrace.

i’ve been to most of the classic NYC destination pizza places. Di Fara was a holy experience for me.

could care less about the cheez it pizza.
December 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
here's a good place to start for opera noobs. very accessible.
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
looking forward to the day
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
it me
December 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
(hopefully we don’t get a “Trumpburgh”, though)
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
there is no right way to load a dishwasher, but there are certainly wrong ones.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yup, he was probably at the original place in the 70s. nonzero chance he took some inspiration for his golf clubs, even.

archive.ph/tm3By
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
they knocked it down to build the casino, but it was a notorious honeymoon resort. perfect for trump.
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
you know i try so hard not to be one of those snotty northerners complaining about how soft southerners are in winter weather, but school is cancelled for this??? come the fuck on!
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
tfw you’re a orphaned 19 year old noble with a pregnant wife and young child but you just have that urge to buy a ship and sail it to the new world seeking glory fighting for a noble cause.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ſacred ſcriptures
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE:
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
these people desperately want chick-fil-a to be something it isn't.
December 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
it’s so transparently performative.

or maybe he thinks a few grinds of black pepper and a dash of frank’s makes a dish brought over by dutch and german immigrants “spicy”
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
you can’t win with these people
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
they made a whole damned daniel tiger book about this. and the automatic flushers. my kid is scared of those because one time it flushed while she was sitting on the toilet.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
i wonder which rock star (pics unrelated)
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dawg

it keeps getting worse the farther I read
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
wow i didn’t know journalists were allowed to make claims like this. the truth is unknowable!
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM