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band of brothers is a christmas miniseries
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
band of brothers is a christmas miniseries
ddddaaayyyuuummmmm
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
ddddaaayyyuuummmmm
somebody gave my kid an earth day book that suggests burning candles instead of using electric lights. brilliant advice for a children’s book.
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
somebody gave my kid an earth day book that suggests burning candles instead of using electric lights. brilliant advice for a children’s book.
the number of people missing the joke here is mind boggling
if you don’t get this completely obvious satire, maybe you shouldn’t comment on politics
if you don’t get this completely obvious satire, maybe you shouldn’t comment on politics
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
the number of people missing the joke here is mind boggling
if you don’t get this completely obvious satire, maybe you shouldn’t comment on politics
if you don’t get this completely obvious satire, maybe you shouldn’t comment on politics
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the best form of government is a benevolent dictatorship with me as the dictator
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
the best form of government is a benevolent dictatorship with me as the dictator
“Unlike the left and especially unlike liberals, the right has assembled for itself an aesthetic program, an answer to what the future should look like, slopified as it may be.”
um did she really unironically do “say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos”?
um did she really unironically do “say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos”?
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
“Unlike the left and especially unlike liberals, the right has assembled for itself an aesthetic program, an answer to what the future should look like, slopified as it may be.”
um did she really unironically do “say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos”?
um did she really unironically do “say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos”?
looking forward to the day
December 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
looking forward to the day
"George Washington forced soldiers to get smallpox inoculations because he wanted them to die in battle instead of dying of disease"
December 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"George Washington forced soldiers to get smallpox inoculations because he wanted them to die in battle instead of dying of disease"
since the signal thing my prior has been that trump is not going to fire a single person he appointed. maybe he’s obdurate. maybe he’s indifferent. but either way it’s ride or die.
you really have to wonder how many extremely high profile investigations patel is going to fuck up before it’s too much even for the admin to deal with
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
since the signal thing my prior has been that trump is not going to fire a single person he appointed. maybe he’s obdurate. maybe he’s indifferent. but either way it’s ride or die.
my kid has hit the point where she understands joke format but not the actual concept
“why does the pickle have a hat on?”
“because it has a scooter on its head!”
“why does the pickle have a hat on?”
“because it has a scooter on its head!”
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
my kid has hit the point where she understands joke format but not the actual concept
“why does the pickle have a hat on?”
“because it has a scooter on its head!”
“why does the pickle have a hat on?”
“because it has a scooter on its head!”
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I'm sorry, why are we retroactively acting like his campaign was particularly good in 2024? It was a shit show, it just didn't matter.
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm sorry, why are we retroactively acting like his campaign was particularly good in 2024? It was a shit show, it just didn't matter.
she’s so fetch!
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
she’s so fetch!
there is no right way to load a dishwasher, but there are certainly wrong ones.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
there is no right way to load a dishwasher, but there are certainly wrong ones.
we should hire lydia tár from the hit movie “don’t hire lydia tár”
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
we should hire lydia tár from the hit movie “don’t hire lydia tár”
if i had any artistic talent id make a single comic with the caption “worthy is the lamb that was slayin’” with a badass rockstar lamb playing a flying v guitar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if i had any artistic talent id make a single comic with the caption “worthy is the lamb that was slayin’” with a badass rockstar lamb playing a flying v guitar.
you know i try so hard not to be one of those snotty northerners complaining about how soft southerners are in winter weather, but school is cancelled for this??? come the fuck on!
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
you know i try so hard not to be one of those snotty northerners complaining about how soft southerners are in winter weather, but school is cancelled for this??? come the fuck on!
somehow the same class of people who think working from home is a sin that kills productivity can’t understand why a bunch of people still like seeing movies in the theater.
December 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
somehow the same class of people who think working from home is a sin that kills productivity can’t understand why a bunch of people still like seeing movies in the theater.
get this guy a cameo on shoresy
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
get this guy a cameo on shoresy
9-1-1: 6-7
I only watch CBS for sports and I'm always amazed at these copaganda franchises that have somehow spawned six different shows with twelve seasons each. And all of them called "NCIS: Duluth" or "Ambulance Firemen Marshals" or some shit.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
9-1-1: 6-7
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the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility
i'm just hung up on "the entire media let itself get dogwalked into stabbing Democracy to death by a lady who was just doing it because she was hung up on RFK Jr.'s piss and breeding kinks", it's genuinely unbelievable to me
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
if she were an actual agent of an enemy polity i think i'd hate it less
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the takeaway is that the entire media was so delighted at a lie by a serial fabulist who fucked her way through all of her sources and editors to get where she was that they ignored anything even vaguely revealing a public responsibility
"daniel tiger did what? oh wow that's amazing honey, so exciting!"
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"daniel tiger did what? oh wow that's amazing honey, so exciting!"
ah the labcorp past due notice.
I am very familiar, except it's usually for like 2.03 and I forget to pay it because ADHD
I am very familiar, except it's usually for like 2.03 and I forget to pay it because ADHD
Republicans facing voter ire over spiking health premiums are resurrecting one of their favorite ideas: give people power to pay for medical care on their own, with tax-free dollars in individual health savings accounts.
Why health savings accounts aren’t the fix Republicans hope for
The idea of sending cash directly into health savings accounts appeals to some Republicans after President Donald Trump demanded a solution that bypasses insurers.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ah the labcorp past due notice.
I am very familiar, except it's usually for like 2.03 and I forget to pay it because ADHD
I am very familiar, except it's usually for like 2.03 and I forget to pay it because ADHD
Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Charlie Brown?
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Charlie Brown?
the cross around her neck… 🤌
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the cross around her neck… 🤌
anyone else’s “popular with friends” feed not refreshing? mine hasn’t changed since this morning.
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
anyone else’s “popular with friends” feed not refreshing? mine hasn’t changed since this morning.