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"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]
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March 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...
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I have heard from thousands of constituents who want me to resist. That is why I will not attend Donald Trump's joint address tonight.
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have heard from thousands of constituents who want me to resist. That is why I will not attend Donald Trump's joint address tonight.
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Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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February 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell
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Illinois public schools are not changing curriculum as it relates to LGBTQ+ issues, despite a warning from the federal Department of Education.
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February 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Illinois public schools are not changing curriculum as it relates to LGBTQ+ issues, despite a warning from the federal Department of Education.
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Some rock and roll theater tonight.
February 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Some rock and roll theater tonight.
