Mr. Big Penis.
@mrbigpenis.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Mr. Big Penis. You'll never guess what I've got in my pants.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
Asexual deviant, freelance masturbauteur, linguist.
The cat is named Fulgora.
If you're from Michigan please don't be.
Do not expect many commas.
He/him/The/it.
🔞.
Just look at this jolly little sheep.
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just look at this jolly little sheep.
This and a pack of American Spirits.
October 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This and a pack of American Spirits.
These little bandits tore into the bag and hid it.
April 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
These little bandits tore into the bag and hid it.
The harvest is bountiful this year. Irrigation is the future.
April 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The harvest is bountiful this year. Irrigation is the future.
Guys I don't want to alarm you but I think something is trying to swallow the moon rn.
March 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Guys I don't want to alarm you but I think something is trying to swallow the moon rn.
Learning to play piano.
March 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Learning to play piano.
OG Shrek's head is actually shaped like a lumpy lime-flavored condom.
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
OG Shrek's head is actually shaped like a lumpy lime-flavored condom.
Jesse I'm at the club (straight up "jorking it").
February 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Jesse I'm at the club (straight up "jorking it").
Get ready to exercise your homes everyone!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Get ready to exercise your homes everyone!
I know everyone's having fun posting about the UHC assassination and all but that happened YESTERDAY and today the Spotify wrapped came out so I'm gonna skip my usual shtick here and just post that instead here's mine:
December 5, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I know everyone's having fun posting about the UHC assassination and all but that happened YESTERDAY and today the Spotify wrapped came out so I'm gonna skip my usual shtick here and just post that instead here's mine:
Cerberus 36p P rank on standard in 1 breath. Getting back in the swing of 36p and working on breath holding my eventual goal is to try to do the whole prelude in 1 breath (on violent at least, maybe brutal).
November 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Cerberus 36p P rank on standard in 1 breath. Getting back in the swing of 36p and working on breath holding my eventual goal is to try to do the whole prelude in 1 breath (on violent at least, maybe brutal).
WARNING! WARNING! LAST MINUTE LANDSLIDE DETECTED!!!
November 6, 2024 at 7:56 AM
WARNING! WARNING! LAST MINUTE LANDSLIDE DETECTED!!!
Official Mr. Big Penis Election Prediction.
November 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Official Mr. Big Penis Election Prediction.
Now she lives in a triangle.
November 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Now she lives in a triangle.
Almost at 7000 now.
October 31, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Almost at 7000 now.
Saw some folks posting album lists a while ago and decided to make my own (only 1 album per artist). Order's definitely not perfect but this is generally what cool music that fucks looks like:
October 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Saw some folks posting album lists a while ago and decided to make my own (only 1 album per artist). Order's definitely not perfect but this is generally what cool music that fucks looks like:
My cat wants nothing more than to sit in a large brown paper bag.
October 29, 2024 at 1:20 AM
My cat wants nothing more than to sit in a large brown paper bag.
This is me if you even care.
October 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
This is me if you even care.
F91W-1? Really? Everyone knows the AE1200WH-1A is the true intellectual's timepiece.
October 18, 2024 at 9:11 PM
F91W-1? Really? Everyone knows the AE1200WH-1A is the true intellectual's timepiece.
"I'm the Joker baby."
October 18, 2024 at 1:50 AM
"I'm the Joker baby."
Featherless: ✔️
Biped: ✔️
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Biped: ✔️
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October 18, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Featherless: ✔️
Biped: ✔️
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Biped: ✔️
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Me when they make gayblueing illegal.
October 17, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Me when they make gayblueing illegal.