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@mrchompchomp.bsky.social
Writer, progressive, software developer, former/future triathlete, sometimes forager, newbie fermenter. Humans would be a cool species if we could just fix some shit. #expostie
You won’t believe the great legislation we’ve kept completely secret for the last decade. It’s just gonna blow your mind.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
You won’t believe the great legislation we’ve kept completely secret for the last decade. It’s just gonna blow your mind.
Could you please tell me what’s been going on in my own administration? I’ve been napping a lot.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Could you please tell me what’s been going on in my own administration? I’ve been napping a lot.
I’m pretty sure a psychedelic blast requires an entire ranch of captive unicorns and even then it can only launch a dancing bear into space, not a data center.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I’m pretty sure a psychedelic blast requires an entire ranch of captive unicorns and even then it can only launch a dancing bear into space, not a data center.
It is astonishing that these master manipulators of media haven’t noticed that stories just disappear when no one gives them attention.
Like has anyone heard how the pet-eating Haitian crisis in Springfield, OH was resolved?
Like has anyone heard how the pet-eating Haitian crisis in Springfield, OH was resolved?
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It is astonishing that these master manipulators of media haven’t noticed that stories just disappear when no one gives them attention.
Like has anyone heard how the pet-eating Haitian crisis in Springfield, OH was resolved?
Like has anyone heard how the pet-eating Haitian crisis in Springfield, OH was resolved?
Yeah. A large number of the firearms used in Chicago crimes can be traced to Indiana.
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Yeah. A large number of the firearms used in Chicago crimes can be traced to Indiana.
Also I think maybe the book flopped because some people quoted it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Also I think maybe the book flopped because some people quoted it.
Guy’s gotta stop shaking hands with a stingray.
December 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Guy’s gotta stop shaking hands with a stingray.
There’s that killer instinct. You COULD vote to impeach and force Republicans to explain why they’re ok with a guy who murders fisherman, abducts children, protects pedophiles, exchanges bribes for pardons, and destroys the people’s house serving as POTUS.
Or just do this, I guess.
Or just do this, I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There’s that killer instinct. You COULD vote to impeach and force Republicans to explain why they’re ok with a guy who murders fisherman, abducts children, protects pedophiles, exchanges bribes for pardons, and destroys the people’s house serving as POTUS.
Or just do this, I guess.
Or just do this, I guess.
Turns out they asked ChatGPT “Who should be person of the year?”
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Turns out they asked ChatGPT “Who should be person of the year?”
Here’s an idea: let crazy people with no knowledge of anything write really really short “books”—say, 300 characters—and distribute them instantly over some sort of electronic network.
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Here’s an idea: let crazy people with no knowledge of anything write really really short “books”—say, 300 characters—and distribute them instantly over some sort of electronic network.
But if they do somehow evolve to survive it, they’re going to be some pretty bad ass aliens.
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 AM
But if they do somehow evolve to survive it, they’re going to be some pretty bad ass aliens.
I cash checks immediately. Every minute a paper check is my possession dramatically increases the odds that I will lose it it wash it in the laundry or inadvertently dissolve it in hydrochloric acid or accidentally use it as kindling or shove it in a newspaper and hand it to Old Man Potter …
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I cash checks immediately. Every minute a paper check is my possession dramatically increases the odds that I will lose it it wash it in the laundry or inadvertently dissolve it in hydrochloric acid or accidentally use it as kindling or shove it in a newspaper and hand it to Old Man Potter …
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I just want the option of going to the Ollie’s version of an emergency room.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I just want the option of going to the Ollie’s version of an emergency room.
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We want to put price sheets in ambulances so when you’re bleeding out and minutes from death you can do some bargain shopping like a real American.
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
We want to put price sheets in ambulances so when you’re bleeding out and minutes from death you can do some bargain shopping like a real American.
I just want the option of going to the Ollie’s version of an emergency room.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I just want the option of going to the Ollie’s version of an emergency room.
We want to put price sheets in ambulances so when you’re bleeding out and minutes from death you can do some bargain shopping like a real American.
December 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
We want to put price sheets in ambulances so when you’re bleeding out and minutes from death you can do some bargain shopping like a real American.
Apparently they spent ten years working 18-21 hours a day to come up with a bunch of crap not even their own caucus likes.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Apparently they spent ten years working 18-21 hours a day to come up with a bunch of crap not even their own caucus likes.
You were only allowed to say “terrorist” while ordering freedom fries.
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You were only allowed to say “terrorist” while ordering freedom fries.
IKR? And if you explode the boat you get NONE of that!
And also you’ve committed murder.
And also you’ve committed murder.
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
IKR? And if you explode the boat you get NONE of that!
And also you’ve committed murder.
And also you’ve committed murder.
They just cross the border with nothing and all of them get on welfare and food stamps and buy $600,000 houses.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They just cross the border with nothing and all of them get on welfare and food stamps and buy $600,000 houses.
Please tell my mechanic—who is in all other ways a great guy—to shut off the Newsmax please.
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Please tell my mechanic—who is in all other ways a great guy—to shut off the Newsmax please.
This is the inevitable result of everyone making fun of Comic Sans since the 90s.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the inevitable result of everyone making fun of Comic Sans since the 90s.
Hate it. There’s AI weirdness that makes it extra bad but it’s an awful concept in the first place. Holiday accidents and screw ups can be funny and endearing. These are not.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hate it. There’s AI weirdness that makes it extra bad but it’s an awful concept in the first place. Holiday accidents and screw ups can be funny and endearing. These are not.
Must be. Because I don’t think it can be “wasteful.” Sans serif fonts have to be more efficient than serif fonts like Times New Roman. No serifs means fewer pixels, less toner, etc.
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Must be. Because I don’t think it can be “wasteful.” Sans serif fonts have to be more efficient than serif fonts like Times New Roman. No serifs means fewer pixels, less toner, etc.
It’s actually hard to build an electric car drive train that’s unreliable. It can be so dead ass simple that there’s nothing to break. American manufacturers keep managing to fuck it up, though, especially Tesla.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s actually hard to build an electric car drive train that’s unreliable. It can be so dead ass simple that there’s nothing to break. American manufacturers keep managing to fuck it up, though, especially Tesla.