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Writer, progressive, software developer, former/future triathlete, sometimes forager, newbie fermenter. Humans would be a cool species if we could just fix some shit. #expostie

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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 5h

Thank God we finally got a segment featuring Kid Rock’s female fashion critique. Not sure how we all lived this long without it.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 6h

That would be the only reason this is a story.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 6h

Used to be the reason we had reporters was so they could go to places and report on what was actually going on there.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe it’s a hellscape if your nightmares all feature inflatable costumes?

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 22h

I’d like to propose a Constitutional amendment that says if you can’t do 4th grade math you have to resign from your administrator position.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 22h

According to the Supreme Court, Qatar was SUPPOSED to give Trump the plane AFTER they got the Air Force base because then it would be a “tip” and not a bribe.

Oh well. So now I’m SURE they’re going to hold Trump accountable for taking a bribe, right? RIGHT?

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 22h

I hope it makes Mike feel better that we don’t hate America. We just hate him. And his party. And that demented pedophile in the White House.

But America? It’s a great idea! We should try it!

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 22h

If someone quoting your own words to you makes you feel really really bad about yourself, maybe the problem is …

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

If he weren't entirely ignorant, he wouldn't have gotten the job.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Devin Nunes got to be CEO of Truth Social purely because he was mocked relentlessly on Twitter?

Bari Weiss is benefiting from that very breed of meritocracy.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

“Mostly, could someone tell me how to do my job? Because I have no fucking clue.”

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

The makers of inflatable costumes will be arrested as aiders and abettors.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

You can say whatever you want as long as it’s what I want you to say.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

And most of all the billionaire class who are literally destroying the entire world.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Eventually elitism destroys whatever it touches. (See Ivies, Silicon Valley, American Journalism, the DNC establishment, etc.)

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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

My name’s Lindsey and I’m just here.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

“Please listen to my Silicon Valley gobbledygook instead.”

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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Remember when Jesus said the only way to save the world was to always let billionaires do whatever the fuck they want?

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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

It’s cuz couches are unhuman.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Thiessen has written for WaPo for something like 15 years.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking over our farmers with this deal is way better than helping them sell their crops to starving folks through USAID.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

Theissen’s goal is to prove he can always write a column that’s more idiotic than his last.

And you have to hand it to him. He almost always does it!

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

If a few thousand or a few hundred thousand Americans have to die to prove out the GOP vision, well that’s a price they’re willing to pay.

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Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 22d

BREAKING: This morning the Trump administration announced it will be designating The Wonder Pets a terrorist organization.

Peace, Truth, Science @mrchompchomp.bsky.social · 1d

God makes that mistake all the time.

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