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MrComfyScare
@mrcomfychair.bsky.social
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I don't want to do anything ever
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 1d
do not take this drug if you're all fucked up
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 3d
thank you for sharing
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 3d
the horse from tangled looking disapprovingly what he's reading
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 4d
some of the turds weren't even theirs
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 4d
my dick has had better songs written about it
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 4d
me: gonna buy these twelve chocolate chip cookies and have one or two a day this week
me the next day: there's four fucking cookies left in this thing
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 5d
me typing 00:01 into microwave, then start
microwave: okay sure, here's a second, that's a thing we did
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 7d
Josh Johnson is incredible @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml0l...
Diddy’s Collapse - Untouchable To Indicted
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 8d
oh yeah i have booze
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 9d
i'll never forgive the 49ers for this
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 9d
mess with the crab you get the stab
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 9d
luuuuuke, remember when i was alive and told you that's no moon, well i was lying luuuuke
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Six Tiny Dogs @josefschwem.com · 9d
a horse may be many times faster than a man, but with the aid of a simple machine, the bicycle, a man can do what no horse could ever: ride a bicycle.
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 10d
Looking forward to this series, first video was great
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 10d
I’d rather stay and play
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 10d
One of the hardest books to put down, so many chapters ended with me saying I gotta see where this goes.
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 11d
man with a heavily-bandaged penis scrolling his phone and about to be profoundly disappointed: wait, did that headline say china invented boner glue?
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 11d
a faux jeopardy clue that says "ligma balls"
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12d
preggoku
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12d
the dog that shits itself somehow
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 13d
The sickos "yes ha ha ha yes!" meme
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 13d
The sickos "yes ha ha ha yes!" meme
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MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 16d
okay, i got it. i want it to say "nachos" over a picture of nachos

of course an exclamation point
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merritt @merrittk.com · 16d
"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
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