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MrCouso
@mrcouso.bsky.social
He/Him dipshit photographer, TTRPG forever DM and unprofessional degenerate with a horror podcast

Said podcast @badcatpod.bsky.social
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/mrcouso?igsh=MWFzNW95NWNxdjl5aA==
Explaining why you should join a union using communist literature:

-Big words
-Red wine drinker ahh energy
-gives off negging vibes

Screaming why you should join a union using the Dusty Rhodes Hard Times promo:

-Direct
-Beers with the boys energy
-HARD TIMES BABY
January 18, 2026 at 11:24 PM
That's not a dog whistle, that's a whole Nazi flag on your front yard
January 12, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Just waking up every day now hoping the news doesn't sound like this
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
When I say that people on the right have no taste I'm going to start showing the Vanity Fair spread on the Trump cabinet as a perfect example

Somebody from the administration had to approve the photos that makes them look like ghouls
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The difference between truck driver and the slutty truck driver look really is just wearing a tank top or not
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Is the plot of Dune what if Rambo from Rambo 3 was a twink?
October 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Spell your name with movie titles

Audition (1999)
Delicatessen (1991)
Ran (1985)
In the mood for love (2000)
Army of Darkness (1992)
Near Dark (1987)
Spell your name with movie titles 📽

Jigoku (1960)
One on Top of the Other (1969)
Solomon King (1974)
Ella Cinders (1926)
Possibly in Michigan (1983)
Hot Spring Shark Attack (2025)
Spell your name with movie titles 📽

Challenge of the Masters (1976)
Let the Right One In (2008)
I Saw the Devil (2010)
Night of the Creeps (1986)
Tenebrae (1982)
One-Armed Swordsman (1967)
North by Northwest (1959)
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
""Notices bulges" OWO what's this?!"

This curses the fascist with a HP Debuff and Bleed
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Protect Ya Neck
open.spotify.com
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Reposted by MrCouso
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The Charlie Kirk news got me feeling like this classic New Jack promo
September 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Listen maybe his neck just did that
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Who do I have to kill to get a sequel to the 2009 Source Mod game NeoTokyo?
August 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I think we should introduce a law where I can chop your hand off if you use to open up a glass door instead of using the handle
August 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reading Cyberpunk Red and it says that a machete is not concealable

I live in London so I beg to differ
August 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Is The Offspring the Anthrax of the pop punk world?
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The new age verification is not about porn or protecting children, it never was
July 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
What being Portuguese is like

I've been to the consulate twice this month, the first time I had an appointment at 1:30, they gave me a ticket and waited for my number, it got called 2 hours later.

Second time my ticket said 116, screen said 103 (nice)…the next 3 numbers called were 53 61 72 58
July 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
So do I have to report to my council's Goon register to use the internet like an adult starting tomorrow?
July 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh Hulk Hogan died, anyway
July 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It's never Polanski

youtu.be/CprfjfN5PRs?...
OZZY OSBOURNE - "No More Tears" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
youtu.be
July 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Honestly the most fun I've had in months on a dating app was making these tests
July 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
#hyped for @visionvideoband.bsky.social at the Oslo Hackney
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Some of y'all would've replied to "Death to the Gestapo" with "but they were just following orders" back in the day
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Reposted by MrCouso
July 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM