MrCurtoons
@mrcurtoons.bsky.social
Animating, Arting, and YouTubing.
Car Wash instructions song?
December 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Car Wash instructions song?
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
When a guest in your home says, “thanks for a nice time I’m going to head home now.” Please just say, “thanks for the visit” and let them leave without asking “why are you leaving? Are you busy or something?”
I don’t live here!! I’m going home! Nobody owes you 10 reasons to leave! Stop it!
I don’t live here!! I’m going home! Nobody owes you 10 reasons to leave! Stop it!
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
When a guest in your home says, “thanks for a nice time I’m going to head home now.” Please just say, “thanks for the visit” and let them leave without asking “why are you leaving? Are you busy or something?”
I don’t live here!! I’m going home! Nobody owes you 10 reasons to leave! Stop it!
I don’t live here!! I’m going home! Nobody owes you 10 reasons to leave! Stop it!
It’s only the second day of Christmas and your true love is giving you marble arm rests and a million more documents of Epstein evidence?
A million??!?
That’s a pretty big jump from 2 turtle doves. I guess Affordability really is a hoax.
A million??!?
That’s a pretty big jump from 2 turtle doves. I guess Affordability really is a hoax.
December 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s only the second day of Christmas and your true love is giving you marble arm rests and a million more documents of Epstein evidence?
A million??!?
That’s a pretty big jump from 2 turtle doves. I guess Affordability really is a hoax.
A million??!?
That’s a pretty big jump from 2 turtle doves. I guess Affordability really is a hoax.
A visit from Lilly-Mae the ghost of Christmas cuteness.
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A visit from Lilly-Mae the ghost of Christmas cuteness.
The laugh track on The Conners seems wildly misplaced. This is the saddest show I’ve ever seen in my life.
It’s making me need more therapy.
#watchingWhatotherPeopleWatchOverTheHolidays
It’s making me need more therapy.
#watchingWhatotherPeopleWatchOverTheHolidays
December 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The laugh track on The Conners seems wildly misplaced. This is the saddest show I’ve ever seen in my life.
It’s making me need more therapy.
#watchingWhatotherPeopleWatchOverTheHolidays
It’s making me need more therapy.
#watchingWhatotherPeopleWatchOverTheHolidays
Merry Christmas You Scum! And happy New year to all the failing losers!!
Am I Following Jesus right? Is this how you do it! I leaned it from that guy everyone says is super religious.
SCUMMMMM!!!!
Am I Following Jesus right? Is this how you do it! I leaned it from that guy everyone says is super religious.
SCUMMMMM!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Merry Christmas You Scum! And happy New year to all the failing losers!!
Am I Following Jesus right? Is this how you do it! I leaned it from that guy everyone says is super religious.
SCUMMMMM!!!!
Am I Following Jesus right? Is this how you do it! I leaned it from that guy everyone says is super religious.
SCUMMMMM!!!!
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Festive greetings of the season to any and all of you! Remember, it's okay to say "Happy Holidays", no matter who yells at you about it.
December 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Festive greetings of the season to any and all of you! Remember, it's okay to say "Happy Holidays", no matter who yells at you about it.
Seasons Greetings and Happy Holidays!
And a heartfelt, keep your racist thoughts during dinner to yourself, to one and all! 🎄
And a heartfelt, keep your racist thoughts during dinner to yourself, to one and all! 🎄
December 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Seasons Greetings and Happy Holidays!
And a heartfelt, keep your racist thoughts during dinner to yourself, to one and all! 🎄
And a heartfelt, keep your racist thoughts during dinner to yourself, to one and all! 🎄
Time to try not to get stuck in a room explaining that it’s okay to not be racist to someone who insists on detailing their issues with every race. Spoiler alert, the issues they have with other people is always just an exact description of themselves applied to people they’ve never met.
December 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Time to try not to get stuck in a room explaining that it’s okay to not be racist to someone who insists on detailing their issues with every race. Spoiler alert, the issues they have with other people is always just an exact description of themselves applied to people they’ve never met.
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A little Xmastime ghost for y'alls. #SketchADoodle
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A little Xmastime ghost for y'alls. #SketchADoodle
Imagine repeatedly announcing to the world that you think your wife and kids are not an appropriate race or religion for the country of which you are the second in command.
Imagine just doing in your living room in front of just your wife and kids.
Pretty Bananas McBonkers if you think about it.
Imagine just doing in your living room in front of just your wife and kids.
Pretty Bananas McBonkers if you think about it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Imagine repeatedly announcing to the world that you think your wife and kids are not an appropriate race or religion for the country of which you are the second in command.
Imagine just doing in your living room in front of just your wife and kids.
Pretty Bananas McBonkers if you think about it.
Imagine just doing in your living room in front of just your wife and kids.
Pretty Bananas McBonkers if you think about it.
You know when your family is going through a hard time because your dad gambled all the family’s money and cheated on your mom. Then he yelled at everyone that it’s Joe’s fault not his. So to make it all better he builds an addition on the garage and puts his name on it in big gold letters.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You know when your family is going through a hard time because your dad gambled all the family’s money and cheated on your mom. Then he yelled at everyone that it’s Joe’s fault not his. So to make it all better he builds an addition on the garage and puts his name on it in big gold letters.
It’s 6:25am and I think that US tax dollars are now just a cheer-up-the-grumpy-Trump fund. And whatever is left over is being used to attack tax payers who know what taxes are actually for.
Last night’s lactaid vs. Chip-Dip seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t.
Last night’s lactaid vs. Chip-Dip seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s 6:25am and I think that US tax dollars are now just a cheer-up-the-grumpy-Trump fund. And whatever is left over is being used to attack tax payers who know what taxes are actually for.
Last night’s lactaid vs. Chip-Dip seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t.
Last night’s lactaid vs. Chip-Dip seemed like a good idea. It wasn’t.
Hot take: is actually a spit-take with a mouthfull of hot sauce or spicy soup.
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Hot take: is actually a spit-take with a mouthfull of hot sauce or spicy soup.
Christmas alligator.
December 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Christmas alligator.
In the meadow.
Markers and paper.
Markers and paper.
December 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In the meadow.
Markers and paper.
Markers and paper.
Jeezus H. Christ! It’s X-mas!!”
-Keeping the Christ in/near X-mas.
-Keeping the Christ in/near X-mas.
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Jeezus H. Christ! It’s X-mas!!”
-Keeping the Christ in/near X-mas.
-Keeping the Christ in/near X-mas.
Ohhh. My mistake. I didn’t realize they were converting the list into an Epstein Wordle.
So it’s fun and whimsical… for the holidays!
Put it in a loved one’s stocking!
So it’s fun and whimsical… for the holidays!
Put it in a loved one’s stocking!
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ohhh. My mistake. I didn’t realize they were converting the list into an Epstein Wordle.
So it’s fun and whimsical… for the holidays!
Put it in a loved one’s stocking!
So it’s fun and whimsical… for the holidays!
Put it in a loved one’s stocking!
God demands you Tell the truth and only the truth!
Unless you want to make him look very good or very vengeful, then make shit up it’s cool.
Unless you want to make him look very good or very vengeful, then make shit up it’s cool.
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
God demands you Tell the truth and only the truth!
Unless you want to make him look very good or very vengeful, then make shit up it’s cool.
Unless you want to make him look very good or very vengeful, then make shit up it’s cool.
We’re the transparency party!
You get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
You get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
We’re the transparency party!
You get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
You get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
And you get a page of black rectangles!
Prank Video text- “friend/relative fell for the oldest trick in the book!”
The oldest trick- trusting your friend/relative not to seriously hurt you when you thought it was safe to relax in your own home.
The oldest trick- trusting your friend/relative not to seriously hurt you when you thought it was safe to relax in your own home.
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Prank Video text- “friend/relative fell for the oldest trick in the book!”
The oldest trick- trusting your friend/relative not to seriously hurt you when you thought it was safe to relax in your own home.
The oldest trick- trusting your friend/relative not to seriously hurt you when you thought it was safe to relax in your own home.
You’d think RFK Jr. would be super upset about his best friend trying to change his Name to Don F. Kennedy Jr. just to get his name on another building.
Anyway, back to counting down the hours to this week’s reason for delaying the list.
Anyway, back to counting down the hours to this week’s reason for delaying the list.
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You’d think RFK Jr. would be super upset about his best friend trying to change his Name to Don F. Kennedy Jr. just to get his name on another building.
Anyway, back to counting down the hours to this week’s reason for delaying the list.
Anyway, back to counting down the hours to this week’s reason for delaying the list.
It’s another Epstein list Eve. I know it’s going to be another farce.
BUT Still Hoping Santa H. Christ will come through and not just deliver redaction rectangles for rich people.
BUT Still Hoping Santa H. Christ will come through and not just deliver redaction rectangles for rich people.
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It’s another Epstein list Eve. I know it’s going to be another farce.
BUT Still Hoping Santa H. Christ will come through and not just deliver redaction rectangles for rich people.
BUT Still Hoping Santa H. Christ will come through and not just deliver redaction rectangles for rich people.