I like the juxtaposition of such a potentially wonderous place being so soul crushing. There's a metaphor in there somewhere...

I got as far as 35 Up and had to stop due to the developing existential crisis it was inducing in me. Something about watching people age and not fulfil the dreams they had as children felt very depressing.

So Hogwarts but it's a call centre?

Your jam would taste nice on my crumpet definitely sounds like a particular kind of vibe.

My two favourite performances of his: Princess Bride and My Dinner With Andre. I feel like they couldn't be further apart and that says something about him as an actor I think.

Oh man, you get to watch the show for the first time. I'm so jealous. Gary Oldman is wonderful; just lifts Jackson Lamb right off the page.