Mr Dysphemistic
@mrdysphemistic.bsky.social
Terrible
Funny
Not terribly funny
Funny
Not terribly funny
Today I'm going to sort out the kitchen and get some Aaarfggghhh drop EVERYTHING and watch this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0188...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0188...
Human Traffic (1999) ⭐ 7.1 | Comedy, Music
1h 39m | R
www.imdb.com
January 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Today I'm going to sort out the kitchen and get some Aaarfggghhh drop EVERYTHING and watch this
www.imdb.com/title/tt0188...
www.imdb.com/title/tt0188...
Today's Daily Mail has a picture of Hitler on the front page I've obviously not read it, I assume they're complaining he's too woke for their liking?
January 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Today's Daily Mail has a picture of Hitler on the front page I've obviously not read it, I assume they're complaining he's too woke for their liking?
It should be a crime for a company to allow you to complete an online purchase without giving you advance warning that it will be UNdelivered by Evri!
January 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
It should be a crime for a company to allow you to complete an online purchase without giving you advance warning that it will be UNdelivered by Evri!
I've GOT IT!
Use the Jewish space lasers to melt the North Pole so the water puts out the fires THEN use the Guvmint's weather machine to make it snow up there before all the penguins boil.
*Mutter* SOUTH Pole
Screw you thinking that knowing stuff means that you know stuff. Penguins are cute.
Use the Jewish space lasers to melt the North Pole so the water puts out the fires THEN use the Guvmint's weather machine to make it snow up there before all the penguins boil.
*Mutter* SOUTH Pole
Screw you thinking that knowing stuff means that you know stuff. Penguins are cute.
January 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I've GOT IT!
Use the Jewish space lasers to melt the North Pole so the water puts out the fires THEN use the Guvmint's weather machine to make it snow up there before all the penguins boil.
*Mutter* SOUTH Pole
Screw you thinking that knowing stuff means that you know stuff. Penguins are cute.
Use the Jewish space lasers to melt the North Pole so the water puts out the fires THEN use the Guvmint's weather machine to make it snow up there before all the penguins boil.
*Mutter* SOUTH Pole
Screw you thinking that knowing stuff means that you know stuff. Penguins are cute.
You should all be THANKING me for the low quality of my posts, after all half of us have to be below average for the rest of you to be above average!
January 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You should all be THANKING me for the low quality of my posts, after all half of us have to be below average for the rest of you to be above average!
Aha!
It turns out that being rubbish at Twitter DOES have a positive side.
Finding most of my Twitter followers on here has been easy (because I don't have many)
It turns out that being rubbish at Twitter DOES have a positive side.
Finding most of my Twitter followers on here has been easy (because I don't have many)
January 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Aha!
It turns out that being rubbish at Twitter DOES have a positive side.
Finding most of my Twitter followers on here has been easy (because I don't have many)
It turns out that being rubbish at Twitter DOES have a positive side.
Finding most of my Twitter followers on here has been easy (because I don't have many)
I'll follow more people when I get chance to properly look through my Twitter stuff - I'm not some weirdo who's only following a handful of people.
I mean, I AM a weirdo, but not like that.
I mean, I AM a weirdo, but not like that.
September 28, 2023 at 9:09 PM
I'll follow more people when I get chance to properly look through my Twitter stuff - I'm not some weirdo who's only following a handful of people.
I mean, I AM a weirdo, but not like that.
I mean, I AM a weirdo, but not like that.