Mr Dysphemistic
@mrdysphemistic.bsky.social
Terrible
Funny
Not terribly funny
Funny
Not terribly funny
One of my absolute favourites, on iPlayer if you fancy it, all together now
January 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
One of my absolute favourites, on iPlayer if you fancy it, all together now
Oh no!
Say it ain't so.
Say it ain't so.
January 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh no!
Say it ain't so.
Say it ain't so.
Them: What's your star sign?
Me: Cthulhu
Then: That's not a star sign.
Me: It's an unimaginably old source of evil that is so horrific it drives people insane.
Them: I see it now.
Me: Cthulhu
Then: That's not a star sign.
Me: It's an unimaginably old source of evil that is so horrific it drives people insane.
Them: I see it now.
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Them: What's your star sign?
Me: Cthulhu
Then: That's not a star sign.
Me: It's an unimaginably old source of evil that is so horrific it drives people insane.
Them: I see it now.
Me: Cthulhu
Then: That's not a star sign.
Me: It's an unimaginably old source of evil that is so horrific it drives people insane.
Them: I see it now.
... you've just sunk my battleship
September 29, 2023 at 9:11 AM
... you've just sunk my battleship
YOU HAVE 84 TITS?!
Where the hell do you buy clothes?
Where the hell do you buy clothes?
September 28, 2023 at 4:44 PM
YOU HAVE 84 TITS?!
Where the hell do you buy clothes?
Where the hell do you buy clothes?