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mrfaguette.bsky.social
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@mrfaguette.bsky.social
I’m a Bluesky girl, part of the upper class

Real Housewives apologist
What did I miss?
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Need a hand? (Hole)
September 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So I’m gonna need these Ariana grande tickets
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I accidentally pressed “right now” on Grindr and I don’t know how to turn it off 😭😭😭
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
😭😭😭
August 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh so I’m the odd one out
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Chat is this a thing?
August 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My obsession over my crush is getting so out of control I might buy a spell from an Etsy witch
August 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Me after hitting p*ppers

(Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)
August 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me introducing my friend group from Omaha, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, and Indianapolis this weekend to k’d out strangers 😭
August 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Market days recap (the sfw version)
August 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You ate this up
August 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I hate gay music video night wdym we’re listening to run on by Oprah Winfrey 😭
August 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
FIGHTERS HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY THE BRITNEY ARMY
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m actually 15% twunk now so technically not a tw*nk anymore 🌚
August 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
MARKET DAYS HERE I COME
August 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’m sorry but Christina’s debut album is miles better than …baby one more time

Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If I must…
August 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Can’t spell shit without IT (information technology)
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I haven’t seen genitalia irl in forever so the answer is no
August 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ykw I just might subscribe to my first onlyfans…
July 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Me when the sun is up:
Me when the sun is down:
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Ig mutual posted this on his story and I’ve found it to be so funny that’s it’s been my reaction picture to everything
July 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ugh I love when my online crush posts
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
See you tonight miss Ke$ha 😍
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM