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@mrfaguette.bsky.social
I’m a Bluesky girl, part of the upper class
Real Housewives apologist
Real Housewives apologist
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So I’m gonna need these Ariana grande tickets
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So I’m gonna need these Ariana grande tickets
I accidentally pressed “right now” on Grindr and I don’t know how to turn it off 😭😭😭
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I accidentally pressed “right now” on Grindr and I don’t know how to turn it off 😭😭😭
My obsession over my crush is getting so out of control I might buy a spell from an Etsy witch
August 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My obsession over my crush is getting so out of control I might buy a spell from an Etsy witch
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my favorite thing to do is look at a hot guy like it’s the first time i’ve ever seen one
August 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
my favorite thing to do is look at a hot guy like it’s the first time i’ve ever seen one
Me after hitting p*ppers
(Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)
(Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)
August 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me after hitting p*ppers
(Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)
(Also s/o home gay bar coming up on my fyp!)
Me introducing my friend group from Omaha, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, and Indianapolis this weekend to k’d out strangers 😭
August 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me introducing my friend group from Omaha, Pittsburgh, Columbus, Cincinnati, and Indianapolis this weekend to k’d out strangers 😭
Market days recap (the sfw version)
August 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Market days recap (the sfw version)
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UNLOCK THAT PHOTO!!!!! Taylor Swift don’t play with me tonight
August 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
UNLOCK THAT PHOTO!!!!! Taylor Swift don’t play with me tonight
You’re in his DM’s while I’m stalking his Venmo transactions…
August 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You’re in his DM’s while I’m stalking his Venmo transactions…
I hate gay music video night wdym we’re listening to run on by Oprah Winfrey 😭
August 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hate gay music video night wdym we’re listening to run on by Oprah Winfrey 😭
Met oomfie last night @col3manx.bsky.social (too drunk for pics last night but I swore it happened)
August 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Met oomfie last night @col3manx.bsky.social (too drunk for pics last night but I swore it happened)
FIGHTERS HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY THE BRITNEY ARMY
August 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
FIGHTERS HELP ME IM BEING ATTACKED BY THE BRITNEY ARMY
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this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears
August 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
this clip of Mariah Carey learning Katy Perry went to space has me in tears
I’m sorry but Christina’s debut album is miles better than …baby one more time
Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???
Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???
August 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m sorry but Christina’s debut album is miles better than …baby one more time
Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???
Genie In A Bottle? What A Girl Wants? Come On Over? I TURN TO YOU???
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Being called ugly and antisocial because I havent been in a relationship being at the age of 24…
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Being called ugly and antisocial because I havent been in a relationship being at the age of 24…
Can’t spell shit without IT (information technology)
August 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Can’t spell shit without IT (information technology)
Forget the whole “we don’t have a song of the summer” bs bc we still haven’t received the lady marmalade or bang bang of this decade yet and that’s more frightening
August 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Forget the whole “we don’t have a song of the summer” bs bc we still haven’t received the lady marmalade or bang bang of this decade yet and that’s more frightening
I HATE that I can’t dance bc expressing myself by singing is SO embarrassing
August 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I HATE that I can’t dance bc expressing myself by singing is SO embarrassing
Ykw I just might subscribe to my first onlyfans…
July 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ykw I just might subscribe to my first onlyfans…
Me when the sun is up:
Me when the sun is down:
Me when the sun is down:
July 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me when the sun is up:
Me when the sun is down:
Me when the sun is down:
I DM’d a guy on here that I was “a big fan of his philanthropy (giving me a boner)” and I got ghosted 😭
July 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I DM’d a guy on here that I was “a big fan of his philanthropy (giving me a boner)” and I got ghosted 😭
Ig mutual posted this on his story and I’ve found it to be so funny that’s it’s been my reaction picture to everything
July 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Ig mutual posted this on his story and I’ve found it to be so funny that’s it’s been my reaction picture to everything