M.Riv.Art
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Happy holidays from Jessie
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Happy holidays from Jessie
When things get weird over holiday meals with the family start info dumping about the cinematic masterpiece Cocaine Bear.
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When things get weird over holiday meals with the family start info dumping about the cinematic masterpiece Cocaine Bear.
People have been ordering cheese for the week of delivery for loved ones from our cheese shop. The amount of times I had to explain that we can’t just leave it on the porch as a surprise due to the flock of aggressive turkeys in the neighborhood.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
People have been ordering cheese for the week of delivery for loved ones from our cheese shop. The amount of times I had to explain that we can’t just leave it on the porch as a surprise due to the flock of aggressive turkeys in the neighborhood.
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❤️ strippers ❤️
Strippers are now the No. 1 donor of toys to children's hospital in Portland.
This year, they broke their own record raising over $183,000 for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital having a successful Tata for Toys once again.
This year, they broke their own record raising over $183,000 for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital having a successful Tata for Toys once again.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
❤️ strippers ❤️
Hello fine transplant to the Pacific Northwest. Things are wild out there. The most important thing to know is to not drive in flood water. You may think you can make it and your big manly truck can ford that little flood. You can’t, you shouldn’t, and you may die.
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hello fine transplant to the Pacific Northwest. Things are wild out there. The most important thing to know is to not drive in flood water. You may think you can make it and your big manly truck can ford that little flood. You can’t, you shouldn’t, and you may die.
Having a blew Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Having a blew Christmas
Baby’s first German Christmas Market Glühwein.
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Baby’s first German Christmas Market Glühwein.
I am a textile nerd and the current state of mass produced clothing for sale should be a crime. I am serious. Companies should be prosecuted for the poor quality of items. They are a health and environmental threat.
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am a textile nerd and the current state of mass produced clothing for sale should be a crime. I am serious. Companies should be prosecuted for the poor quality of items. They are a health and environmental threat.
Going to join my community fiber arts guild that meets in a historical woolen mill. Learn spinning and weaving to create even larger and more elaborate textile penis sculptures. This is my goal for 2026.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Going to join my community fiber arts guild that meets in a historical woolen mill. Learn spinning and weaving to create even larger and more elaborate textile penis sculptures. This is my goal for 2026.
Come and see some technicolor textile penis sculptures. Lovingly handcrafted by a silly little artisan smut peddler. www.instagram.com/p/DRzc9vSEbw...
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December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Come and see some technicolor textile penis sculptures. Lovingly handcrafted by a silly little artisan smut peddler. www.instagram.com/p/DRzc9vSEbw...
Every year a group of volunteers stage a series of holiday scenes in the livestock barn of the county fairgrounds. Welcome to Christmas Storybook Land.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Every year a group of volunteers stage a series of holiday scenes in the livestock barn of the county fairgrounds. Welcome to Christmas Storybook Land.
Fill your head with Thanksgiving Parade balloon disaster trivia and interject the factoids when someone starts spouting propaganda and or racism.
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Fill your head with Thanksgiving Parade balloon disaster trivia and interject the factoids when someone starts spouting propaganda and or racism.
Everyone in my house has a bad cold. We are getting cozy and watching Twin Peaks. The series is even more brilliant when you are off your tits on cold meds.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everyone in my house has a bad cold. We are getting cozy and watching Twin Peaks. The series is even more brilliant when you are off your tits on cold meds.
I have added some small original collages to my site. I used paper from a pocket encyclopedia from the 1930’s and an assortment of images and illustrations. It makes a small and affordable gift for art lovers. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/batt...
Battery Wall Clock Original Collage
This small original mixed media collage is part of a series exploring family and community. The hand illustrated seeds and hand painted. The...
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November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have added some small original collages to my site. I used paper from a pocket encyclopedia from the 1930’s and an assortment of images and illustrations. It makes a small and affordable gift for art lovers. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/batt...
I bought something for a gift and now I must receive 4 daily text messages and 5 emails even when I opt out. I don’t want to buy anything anymore. My desire for material goods has been cured. I will reach enlightenment due to direct marketing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I bought something for a gift and now I must receive 4 daily text messages and 5 emails even when I opt out. I don’t want to buy anything anymore. My desire for material goods has been cured. I will reach enlightenment due to direct marketing.
I have posted a small collage kit on my site. It contains die cut images, an assortment of vintage paper scraps, and some card stock bases. You can create several original collages. You just need a cutting tool and some glue. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/coll...
Collage Pack
They are back and better than ever! ✂️The new collage packs include die cut collage images on thick paper. ✂️ An assortment of vintage paper from...
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November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have posted a small collage kit on my site. It contains die cut images, an assortment of vintage paper scraps, and some card stock bases. You can create several original collages. You just need a cutting tool and some glue. mrivdesigns.bigcartel.com/product/coll...
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It’s ok you can say it
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It’s ok you can say it
I work in fine food for my day job. I need people to understand a few things. First, just because you can find produce in your local grocery store year round doesn’t mean it’s in season.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I work in fine food for my day job. I need people to understand a few things. First, just because you can find produce in your local grocery store year round doesn’t mean it’s in season.
Going to participate in the tradition of my father and grandfather. Put on a Ken Burns Documentary and pass out on the couch.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Going to participate in the tradition of my father and grandfather. Put on a Ken Burns Documentary and pass out on the couch.
The body. It’s keeping score. Maybe a large bowl of pho will fix me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The body. It’s keeping score. Maybe a large bowl of pho will fix me.
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THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
THURSDAY ART SHOW! If you are a working artist (i.e. you depend on income from your art) just respond to this post with your non-pornographic, non-violent, non-Al generated ✨CAT-RELATED✨ art/crafts and I will repost! From now until 9 pm EST. Include any relevant links like your website or etsy!
I have been trying to finish knitting a blanket. Mable has claimed it for herself. I may never finish it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I have been trying to finish knitting a blanket. Mable has claimed it for herself. I may never finish it.
After watching Death By Lightning have decided to end all awkward social interactions by saying “Have you seen the Sausage man?” and running off.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
After watching Death By Lightning have decided to end all awkward social interactions by saying “Have you seen the Sausage man?” and running off.
Behold the unrepentant monster who attempts to eat paint and sits on wet paintings. I shall try to reform her with some cuddles and a thousand little forehead smooches.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Behold the unrepentant monster who attempts to eat paint and sits on wet paintings. I shall try to reform her with some cuddles and a thousand little forehead smooches.
Fellas it’s too rough to feed you
Fellas it’s been good to know you
If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking too much coffee and listening to Gord on repeat.
Fellas it’s been good to know you
If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking too much coffee and listening to Gord on repeat.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fellas it’s too rough to feed you
Fellas it’s been good to know you
If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking too much coffee and listening to Gord on repeat.
Fellas it’s been good to know you
If anyone needs me I’ll be drinking too much coffee and listening to Gord on repeat.