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Mr_Marshalls_Human
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In time of chimpanzees I was a monkey...
What does JD Vance and a Gay Oompa Loompa have in common?

They both have sucked on an orange dick...
#Trump #Vance
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
What does JD Vance and a Gay Oompa Loompa have in common?

They both have sucked on an orange dick...
#Trump #Vance
August 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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@mrmarshallmellow.bsky.social Thank you so much for being the best Dad and Pop Pop out there. James, Sylvie Elise and Melody are so lucky to have you in their lives. I love you very much.💙
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June 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the Dad's out there, even the terrible ones...
#FathersDay
June 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
BREAKING!

Donald Trump is diagnosed with Stage 9 Stupidity and it's Fatal...
#Trump #TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
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May 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This needs to happen...

#ThursdayThought
April 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
BREAKING!

Kid Rock now has to file bankruptcy due to the 10% Tariff on his albums that are all manufactured outside of the United States...
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April 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs
April 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
All I know is that I'm not going to die in the stupid fucking war because of some orange Cheeto and some South African cunt...

#TrumpTariffs
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April 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#ElonMusk is so stupid he thinks an #Insurrection is something that happens to your penis in the morning...
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March 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Make America healthy again?

If you wanted to make America healthy why the f*** did he appoint a person with brain worms to facilitate that?

I guess Trump caught brain worms when he grabbed RFK Jr by the pussy...

#RFKJR
#TrumpIsAFuckingMoron
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February 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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THIS! The kid speaks ther truth.
February 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So if I pay Google Maps enough money will they rename The United States of America to The United States of Trumptardia?

#GoogleMaps
#GulfofAmerica
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February 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is definitely the first Super Bowl that I cared nothing about...
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February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
#ElonMusk is so stupid he thinks an #Insurrection is something that happens to your penis in the morning...
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February 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
RFK Jr. has more worms in his brain than Beetlejuice...
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February 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
The IRS, Starlink, the biggest Streamer Critique in history walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says you're not welcome here Mr. Musk..
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February 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Mexico and Canadians are here to remind the United States,

The White House burning and the Alamo...
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February 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?...
February 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I love that when our country turns to shit our people still have an intelligent form of expressing it...

#WWE #RoyalRumble
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February 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Happy #Caturday!!!
February 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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😭😢
January 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Tariffs are an ingenious way of making stupid people pay more money for something they shouldn't..
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February 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The Philadelphia crash is a terrible tragedy and my heart goes out to everyone involved.
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February 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM