Matt Rooney
@mrmattrooney.bsky.social
Former writer man (JoBlo, Collider, etc.), current teacher man. Just trying to find a sane place with a lack of fascists and an abundance of dog content.
Looks like Fran Lebowitz took up CrossFit
January 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Looks like Fran Lebowitz took up CrossFit
Cue the Benny Hill!
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Cue the Benny Hill!
As a Seahawks fan I feel like I should send them a fruit basket or something else nice.
December 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As a Seahawks fan I feel like I should send them a fruit basket or something else nice.
Let’s also remember that when he says “vulgar” he means racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, sexist and all the things he wishes he could say in public himself so he spent billions for a robot to do it for him.
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Let’s also remember that when he says “vulgar” he means racist, homophobic, anti-semitic, sexist and all the things he wishes he could say in public himself so he spent billions for a robot to do it for him.