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Mr. Matty J
@mrmattyj.bsky.social
📍Dallas, Texas
S-Tier Christmas gifts as a kid:

BMX bike
Sega Genesis
Lego Monorail
December 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Peace on earth and joy to all this Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So many people bought Teslas yet I’m running the AC on Christmas Eve in Texas. Solution to global warming my ass
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ACAB includes the protagonists of Streets of Rage on the Sega Genesis
December 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My dog nearly murdered a possum at the park this morning. Now he’s spent two full hours whining and begging to go back outside. He yearns for blood. Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh no, blue maga has fallen for the made-up fake shit from the Epstein files and their idiocy will backfire on the democrats. Idiots.
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
About a third of the way through the service life in 17 years. Not bad.
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When the woman asked how many women he had propositioned similarly, he responded: “none.”

Five women contacted by The Athletic said they had strange or uncomfortable exchanges with former Michigan football coach Sherrone Moore on Instagram as recently as last month and dating as far back as 2020.
Inside Sherrone Moore’s downfall: Instagram messages, emotional outbursts and Michigan’s breaking point
Five women contacted by The Athletic said they had strange or uncomfortable exchanges on Instagram with ex-Michigan coach Sherrone Moore.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My first act as president will be to make it punishable by death to make another Avatar movie
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m not religious but I’m praying for snow in the Rockies
December 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ok, last day before holiday travel, let’s get all these things don….BOOM enjoy the flu
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Reposted by Mr. Matty J
HUGE NEWS from the new Epstein files:

Records show that Maria Farmer, who worked for Epstein, filed a "child pornography" report to the FBI in 1996.

The FBI has never before acknowledged that complaint. The case went nowhere, and mass abuse followed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/u...
Epstein Files Include 1996 Child Porn Complaint That F.B.I. Ignored
www.nytimes.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Reposted by Mr. Matty J
This sick fuck (seen at the Pulte event enjoying a dildo slap) appears to have just been arrested for trying to lure a 11-yr old with rapey intentions. MMTLP pumper too. I got into it with him once on X, the everything app.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If you think the MIT professor murder and the DJT acquisition of a nuclear fusion company are connected

Congratulations! You’re a fucking idiot!
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My sixteen favorite albums of 2025
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The presidential address to the nation could have been an email
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The only conspiracy theory I believe is the Sherrone Moore / Harbaugh cover-up
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Wait his name is Bongino? I’ve been calling him Bongina this entire time?
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The AI bubble has grown so big that it’s crowded out the rest of the economy. This is good
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
These people belong in a zoo
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Whatever happens to Venezuela, if the trump administration comes for Jose Altuve I’m gonna throw hands
December 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I mean, if I’m playing US in Europa Universalis 2025 you’re goddamned right I’m making Venezuela a vassal right now
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM