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Congrats to @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social this stock is up another 45% today (closed on US markets) after a +42% move yesterday. lol. No position either way I just think it's hilarious.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Congrats to @jonwoodwardreports.bsky.social this stock is up another 45% today (closed on US markets) after a +42% move yesterday. lol. No position either way I just think it's hilarious.
Imagine working at FINRA ahead of the looming 3-year anniversary of the $MMTLP clown show. Baggies still demanding their rEzoLuTioN. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Imagine working at FINRA ahead of the looming 3-year anniversary of the $MMTLP clown show. Baggies still demanding their rEzoLuTioN. @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
Da Bloo Sheetz @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Da Bloo Sheetz @shorty-ocelot.bsky.social @tiggersdad.bsky.social
Yeah, well, our ass worm cases are down 95% from everyone snorting ivermectin, so you do you and we'll do us, mkay?
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Yeah, well, our ass worm cases are down 95% from everyone snorting ivermectin, so you do you and we'll do us, mkay?
I wonder if His Nibs has the stones to ride in one of his "robotaxis".
Landed in Austin, Texas, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 37 min.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I wonder if His Nibs has the stones to ride in one of his "robotaxis".
As a $MANU baggie, I endorse this message.
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
As a $MANU baggie, I endorse this message.
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 good job Mr. Investigative reporter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 good job Mr. Investigative reporter.
It wasn't this stuff that caused the price decline. It was da spoofing.
I assume you're going to cover the enormous amount of funds this company spent on a failed cannabis venture, the enormous amount of funds spent on a failed "covid-19 treatment", and how the main product is a hangover drink? And how the promising MS drug was bought in 2021 for only C$11.3M?
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It wasn't this stuff that caused the price decline. It was da spoofing.
MAHA
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
MAHA
It's fun trolling $NVDA simps.
TIL that Xitter is not only the home of many Elon and MAGA fanboys, but also many Nvidia fanboys. Many of them, too, lack a sense of humor. Sheesh.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's fun trolling $NVDA simps.
JFC
Part two of our @CTVW5 and @BNNBloomberg investigation airs tonight!
How data pushed Quantum BioPharma to point the finger in court at major Canadian banks — though those banks deny wrongdoing.
‘Something was wrong’: Inside a Canadian biotech firm’s fight against alleged stock spoofing
How data pushed Quantum BioPharma to point the finger in court at major Canadian banks — though those banks deny wrongdoing.
‘Something was wrong’: Inside a Canadian biotech firm’s fight against alleged stock spoofing
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
JFC
Which 2026 P/E is more rational?
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Which 2026 P/E is more rational?
Cat food has calories too, poors.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Cat food has calories too, poors.
2027: “It was so obvious that tapering of brute force LLM training gains + compute share shifting to inference = NVDA margin pressure and growth tapering and 20x $5 normalized earnings is more than fair”
a cartoon character says welcome to the world of tomorrow !!!
ALT: a cartoon character says welcome to the world of tomorrow !!!
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
2027: “It was so obvious that tapering of brute force LLM training gains + compute share shifting to inference = NVDA margin pressure and growth tapering and 20x $5 normalized earnings is more than fair”
It’s like standing on the corner with your pants down yelling “I am NOT a pervert!”
These have a massive PR army, and they're getting dogwalked on this. All you had to say was, "97% of orders are paid in 30 days. Any orders left unpaid are recognized as negative earnings, in accordance with GAAP."
But they chose to inject Enron into the conversation. Why?
But they chose to inject Enron into the conversation. Why?
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It’s like standing on the corner with your pants down yelling “I am NOT a pervert!”
Almost time for ladder attacks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Almost time for ladder attacks.
Nvidia is behaving like an OTC shitco caught with its pants down. Super weird. Super baggy. Super insecure. Wouldn’t be surprised if the come out with some “spoofing” and “naked shorting” lawsuit against Citadel. Something stinks.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Nvidia is behaving like an OTC shitco caught with its pants down. Super weird. Super baggy. Super insecure. Wouldn’t be surprised if the come out with some “spoofing” and “naked shorting” lawsuit against Citadel. Something stinks.
Sadly the stock market will like this dildo for a while as he’s a rate cut bro. Until the curve steepens and stocks go through the windshield. But that’s not until later so let’s get this party really started.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Sadly the stock market will like this dildo for a while as he’s a rate cut bro. Until the curve steepens and stocks go through the windshield. But that’s not until later so let’s get this party really started.
$GOOG’s TPUs use EUV as well. Just sayin. $ASML
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
$GOOG’s TPUs use EUV as well. Just sayin. $ASML
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Another unqualified HCQ and ivermectin pusher, a supporter of the “Tylenol causes autism” conspiracy, and, of course, an anti-vaxxer. Perfect resume to become an officer in RFK Jr.’s HHS.
Doctor Critical of Vaccines Quietly Appointed as C.D.C.’s Second in Command
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Another unqualified HCQ and ivermectin pusher, a supporter of the “Tylenol causes autism” conspiracy, and, of course, an anti-vaxxer. Perfect resume to become an officer in RFK Jr.’s HHS.
The extrajudicial killings at sea will continue until morale improves and the Nobel Peace Prize is produced.
My “I intend to follow international law” shirt has upset a lot of people who are not following international law
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The extrajudicial killings at sea will continue until morale improves and the Nobel Peace Prize is produced.
If you cash-adjust it and back out losses in Other Bets it's a nick cheaper than this. Company is just entering beast mode though. People will be very surprised how much ass they kick over the next 3 years. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
GOLDMAN DESK, on $GOOGL:
We “fielded a handful of inbounds on the bull case math here and/or if positioning has caught up to the stock ..
“.. here is a (factual) mark-to-market on the NTM P/E multiple at GOOGL over the last 10yrs .. an impressive re-rating over the last few months.”
We “fielded a handful of inbounds on the bull case math here and/or if positioning has caught up to the stock ..
“.. here is a (factual) mark-to-market on the NTM P/E multiple at GOOGL over the last 10yrs .. an impressive re-rating over the last few months.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you cash-adjust it and back out losses in Other Bets it's a nick cheaper than this. Company is just entering beast mode though. People will be very surprised how much ass they kick over the next 3 years. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Suddenly the subpoena printer is broken.
ah the old “we’d share the records, really we would, but darn it we just can’t get them” excuse
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Suddenly the subpoena printer is broken.
Imagine how much people in the military hate Pisco Pete.
Defense Superior Medals: 2
Legion of Merit: 1
Distinguished Flying Cross: 2
Air Medal: 4
Navy Commendation Medal: 2
Navy Achievement Medal: 1
Southwest Asia Service Medal: 1
Navy Expeditionary Medal: 1
NASA Distinguished Service Medal: 1
Legion of Merit: 1
Distinguished Flying Cross: 2
Air Medal: 4
Navy Commendation Medal: 2
Navy Achievement Medal: 1
Southwest Asia Service Medal: 1
Navy Expeditionary Medal: 1
NASA Distinguished Service Medal: 1
Happy Hour Hegseth is human garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Imagine how much people in the military hate Pisco Pete.