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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)

@mrmorbid.bsky.social

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Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 11 years by my love @flaemaru.bsky.social FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK & FUCK MAGA!

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 5m

Yeah that’s funny how that is considering how in demand rental space is in NY.

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 6m

That’s certainly one way to describe a DMT trip 🤷‍♂️

a psychedelic painting of a man 's face with a glowing light coming out of it

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 8m

With inner monologues like that you’d think he was a Patti Smith fan.

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Patti Smith Group - Because the Night (Audio)

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 24m

Diane Keaton made The Godfather, one of the greatest films ever made, work. And she did so much more over more than five decades. @sonnybunch.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/diane-keat...

Diane Keaton, 1946–2025

The leading lady of the 1970s.

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 32m

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 5h

Voluminous & veiny

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

When you painted it with lead paint?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21h

Kid Rock, who clearly shops at the "Tacky Meth-heads Who Like Silly Costumes" outlet, really shouldn't open his stupid mouth to talk about how other people look.

And Laura Ingraham should never open her snarling mouth to talk about anything.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Nichole Hiltz @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 21h

Ohhh, oookay from
“Bawitdaba da bang da bang
I sing shitty
I pretend to be a cowboy
At four years after fifty
Make people call me Kid Rock
But name is James Ritchie
I pick the boogie said I eat the boogies! 🎙️

Nic, out ✌️

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22h

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

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Harlow’s Musings @harlowsmusings.bsky.social · 21h

86💥45 & 47 💙❤️‍🔥💙❤️‍🔥💙❤️‍🔥

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

peter griffin from family guy is sitting at a table with a plate of food

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 22h

Crayola crash out

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 22h

Ha! I actually prefer it the way it is because there’s no way I could get past the stinky fishhead to do the deed

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 23h

Ladies & gentlemen, Kevin Hart.

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 23h

His “heart” grew 3 sizes bigger that night 😏

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 23h

The sort of thing that’s progressively turning you into Nick Fury? I swear you’re only a cigar & completed eyepatch away from looking like the old warhorse.

Wait, there you go:

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 23h

Totally worth it for a royal virgin 🤷‍♂️

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 1d

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 1d

Was she trying to convince herself she was gay, masochistic or doing community service? 🤔

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 1d

Fucking disgusting! HUGE little duck energy pouring off these treasonous thugs. They’re out here breaking the laws faster than they’re being made. Legit hope she’s able to sue each of those pieces of trash.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

A restraining order was issued YESTERDAY by a federal judge barring detention of journalists in this district unless they refuse to reposition themselves and are given adequate time to do so, or there’s probable cause they’ve committed a crime.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

Our nation's federal employees are more than just numbers on a spreadsheet.

They make sure we have clean water.

They protect us from financial fraud.

They provide healthcare to our communities.

They make our government actually work for people.

Do not forget this.

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@DemocracyHere @democracyhere.bsky.social · 1d

😡😡😡

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