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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド)

@mrmorbid.bsky.social

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Born in the 80's, but raised in the 90's, Professional Smartass, Lover of swear words & double entendres. Ex-blogger. Taken 11 years by my love @flaemaru.bsky.social FUCK TRUMP, FUCK MUSK & FUCK MAGA!

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 11h

a man wearing glasses and a suit has the words she blinded me with science below him

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 11h

a man wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt is standing in front of a stone wall

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 11h

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 13h

And admittedly fairly easy to as well 🤷‍♂️

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 15h

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 15h

There, I Fixed It:

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Steve Hofstetter @stevehofstetter.bsky.social · 20h

If you complain about Bad Bunny because you can’t understand the lyrics, you’re no longer allowed to listen to Pearl Jam.

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 17h

a close up of peter griffin from family guy

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 17h

“Tell em Large Marge sent ya.”

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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 21h

We just crossed a bright red line. The President is delusional and his cabinet is dangerous.

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 19h

jasmine is flying on a flying carpet in the sky with a quote from aladdin .

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 20h

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22h

Whoever taught ron desantis how to laugh must have taught kash patel how to blink

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

While the GOP sits back & does absolutely nothing until they can’t cover for him anymore

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

a man with a beard is holding a sword and the words nailed it are written on the image .

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21h

[pic of nelly from little house on the prarie] shoutout to yearbooks.com for helping me find pam bondi's school picture

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

Can confirm 🤦‍♂️

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OAFEnet @oafe.net · 1d

RT if you, too, are older than this mythological creature: www.oafe.net/blog/?p=45392

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

I’d like to believe there’ll be a special place reserved in hell for ICE agents, especially the one that fired on that priest for the lols.

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Paula- The Blue Warrior @resist61.bsky.social · 21h

‘So much for Christian values’: ICE agent caught firing a pepper ball on an unarmed priest in Chicago
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‘So much for Christian values’: ICE agent caught firing a pepper ball on an unarmed priest in Chicago - NewsBreak

The self-proclaimed champions of “Christian values” have now turned their weapons on the very faith they claim to defend. In Donald Trump ‘s glorious Ameri

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

two women wearing red jackets that say sorry boot that are standing in front of a shelf of syrup

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Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 21h

Yup, you guys sure are unfortunately 🤦‍♂️

Mr. Morbid (ミスター・モビッド) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 22h

And purposely so. God help us if a truly competent military leader decides to invade us 🤦‍♂️