Take pictures and post them on Twitter. Caption the pictures with “Where did everyone go?”
Take pictures and post them on Twitter. Caption the pictures with “Where did everyone go?”
Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb?
Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost lamb?
“Bribe or No Bribe”
Each senior Administration official will get to pick a sack of cash. Each sack has a different bribe amount.
One sack does contain an indictment, with the charge to be dropped by Jeannine Pirro.
“Bribe or No Bribe”
Each senior Administration official will get to pick a sack of cash. Each sack has a different bribe amount.
One sack does contain an indictment, with the charge to be dropped by Jeannine Pirro.
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing, he says his name is William
I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
Says the man next to me out of nowhere
It's apropos of nothing, he says his name is William
I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy
And he's plain ugly to me
And I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life
Got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
Or you're stuck in jail
Hey, word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
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Got a story to tell
Every grandma, in-law, ex-girlfriend
Maybe knows it just a little too well
Whether you're late for church
Or you're stuck in jail
Hey, word's gonna get around
Everybody dies famous in a small town
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Find some models for wives
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run its course
We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
Find some models for wives
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run its course
We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
We should have “Trump is dead” night on here every Friday night until he really dies. All our best memes and jokes.
Plus, it will be good practice for when that fucker Vance gets in.
We should have “Trump is dead” night on here every Friday night until he really dies. All our best memes and jokes.
Plus, it will be good practice for when that fucker Vance gets in.
For this world to stop hating?
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
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For this world to stop hating?
Can't find a good reason
Can't find hope to believe in
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But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
But you caught me in the squeeze play on the cheesy side of town
Throw me a dime, throw me a line
'Cause there's a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, I hear you moan, I hear you moan
FDA, big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around, we'll kick your asses
FDA, big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around, we'll kick your asses
That man could give a fuck about the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
He's sleeping on papers, but he'd be warm in your coat
I might like you better if we slept together
That's never, never say never
That man could give a fuck about the grin on your face
As you walk by, randy as a goat
He's sleeping on papers, but he'd be warm in your coat
I might like you better if we slept together
That's never, never say never
problems are left to know
Weekenders all night long
it's such fun
just a perfect day
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
problems are left to know
Weekenders all night long
it's such fun
just a perfect day
you make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
someone good
With some money in my pocket (keep up, whoop)
So many pretty girls around me
And they waking up the rocket (keep up, whoop)
Why you mad? Fix your face
Ain't my fault that y'all be jocking (keep up, whoop)
Players only, come on
With some money in my pocket (keep up, whoop)
So many pretty girls around me
And they waking up the rocket (keep up, whoop)
Why you mad? Fix your face
Ain't my fault that y'all be jocking (keep up, whoop)
Players only, come on
Tom Tomorrow and Sermonette
Found a cure for gravity? (Yet)
Yes, I'm addicted to roofs and jets
Found a cure for hunger? (Yet)
Black coffee, cigarettes
Found a cure for desire?
My goals?
My goals are to find a cure for irony and make a fool out of God
Tom Tomorrow and Sermonette
Found a cure for gravity? (Yet)
Yes, I'm addicted to roofs and jets
Found a cure for hunger? (Yet)
Black coffee, cigarettes
Found a cure for desire?
My goals?
My goals are to find a cure for irony and make a fool out of God
Never before and never since, I promise
Will the whole world be warm as this
And as you feel it
You'll know it's true
That you are blessed and lucky
It's true that you are touched by something
That will grow and bloom in you
Never before and never since, I promise
Will the whole world be warm as this
And as you feel it
You'll know it's true
That you are blessed and lucky
It's true that you are touched by something
That will grow and bloom in you
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see
I don't know where, confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all
If I lay here, if I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see
I don't know where, confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all
If I lay here, if I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Got this stash here in my pocket, got these thoughts in my own head
I’m gonna run until I have to walk, until I've got to crawl
Got this moment that I'm living in and nothing else at all
Got this stash here in my pocket, got these thoughts in my own head
I’m gonna run until I have to walk, until I've got to crawl
Got this moment that I'm living in and nothing else at all
'Cause all the times they will change, it'll all come around
I don't know
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon again
'Cause all the times they will change, it'll all come around
I don't know
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon
Maybe I'm just stoned at the nail salon again
And other people, they have to work, just watch me now
And there's always some evil mothers
Well they gonna tell you that everything is just of dirt
And other people, they have to work, just watch me now
And there's always some evil mothers
Well they gonna tell you that everything is just of dirt
And count the time in quarter tones to ten, my friend
Don't confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them
And count the time in quarter tones to ten, my friend
Don't confront me with my failures
I had not forgotten them
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
And you may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
And you may say to yourself, "My God, what have I done?"
Don't fuck with me
'Cause you can be anything, anything
'Cause you can be
Smoke some dope, forget the drama
Get your bank and make your comma away, away
Smoke some dope, forget the drama
Get your bank and make your comma away, away
Don't fuck with me
'Cause you can be anything, anything
'Cause you can be
Smoke some dope, forget the drama
Get your bank and make your comma away, away
Smoke some dope, forget the drama
Get your bank and make your comma away, away