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mrperki.bsky.social
The Wreck of the Mattmund Pitzgerald
@mrperki.bsky.social
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Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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I bring a sort of "hunting for swingers Vibe to the cruise ship that other passengers don't really like
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons is at school and wearing a slab of cardboard as a hat. He says “I’m a furniture!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Suggested skeleton positions
Instructions for a decorative skeleton. They include diagrams and read: Suggested Positions: • Standing • Waving • Sitting in a chair • Sitting on the ground/floor • Holding a prop • Leaning on a wall
October 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I’m happy to support SHARE Society and the good beautiful boy pic is even more incentive
SHARE FAMILY & COMMUNITY SERVICES BN: 118875798RR0001 Dear Matt, Thank you for supporting the work we do at SHARE through your generous donation. Your gift goes towards helping people in the Tri-Cities get the support they need. A tax receipt showing a donation of $77.93 on October 26 by Matt Perkins
October 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I'M SEEING DOUBLE HERE. FOUR JUSTIN MCELROY'S!
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Eddie Van Halen gives a thumbs up while playing his iconic Frankie guitar
September 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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You want me to play you a song? One sec, I gotta put on my
Music Legs??
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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2025 election, apparently
Oops! All conservatives
September 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The little guy was very upset but otherwise unharmed. It hid in the rocks until the threat passed. Someday it will grow up to be a Virginian tiger moth
A Virginian tiger moth clinging to a mossy tree trunk. It is white with a yellow-striped abdomen, with a fuzzy head and thorax and long feathery antennae.
September 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Meanwhile in my backyard
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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post a random picture or everything will go bad in september
A brown bagged bottle on a desk that someone labeled “work documents”
September 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Pacific Proposal Park sketch from I Think You Should Leave
September 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Americans: do not read the alt text
It's the Canadian alt text. It's not for Americans.
August 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Me to every mainstream journalist on the A.I. beat, every day, for the past three years
Woman crying with the caption: [sniffling] you are all so stupid
August 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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W/o downloading anything new, where are you mentally?
Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave looks out the window of his car and says “I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm fucking scared.”
August 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Jimi Hendrix on stage playing guitar, black and white photo, shot from the back of the stage
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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A tiny house with a tiny picnic table at the base of a tall tree
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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egg bar
The coveted egg bar from Severance
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read
August 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The classic dril tweet: go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up” at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
August 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This is near me. Maybe it’s a franchise.
A glass-fronted building with a sign that says TABLES
July 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Ray Smuckles from Achewood says: “Daaamn. That answer could use some work!”
July 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This is an unfair characterization and I demand you apologize to Penny who has never told a lie in her life
Penny the miniature schnauzer is lying on the couch with her football.
July 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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No. It’s the left who are wrong.
July 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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“It keeps happening” says Sweet Bro (or Hella Jeff I honestly don’t remember) as he falls down the stairs. This is from Homestuck and I am sorry for that
July 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM