The Wreck of the Mattmund Pitzgerald
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Welcome to my web page! Musician, occasional writer, head machinist at the software factory, neuromagical Canadian, he/him
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Hello and welcome to Bluesky I guess. I created this app and populated it with chat bots so I could pretend I had friends to talk to. I have no idea why the rest of you are here.
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“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
If I were a billionaire I wouldn’t even be on social media. Someone said something about me? None of my business. I’d be too busy building schools and hospitals in remote villages and/or a colossal model railroad to be online at all.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If I were a billionaire I wouldn’t even be on social media. Someone said something about me? None of my business. I’d be too busy building schools and hospitals in remote villages and/or a colossal model railroad to be online at all.
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day for all those who celebrate
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day for all those who celebrate
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At 5 a.m. on Nov. 9, 1942, German submarine U-518 dropped off Werner von Janowski at Chaleur Bay, Quebec.
His orders were to go to Montreal to conduct espionage.
It didn't take long to raise the suspicions of locals.
This is the story of a pretty terrible spy.
🧵1/10
His orders were to go to Montreal to conduct espionage.
It didn't take long to raise the suspicions of locals.
This is the story of a pretty terrible spy.
🧵1/10
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
At 5 a.m. on Nov. 9, 1942, German submarine U-518 dropped off Werner von Janowski at Chaleur Bay, Quebec.
His orders were to go to Montreal to conduct espionage.
It didn't take long to raise the suspicions of locals.
This is the story of a pretty terrible spy.
🧵1/10
His orders were to go to Montreal to conduct espionage.
It didn't take long to raise the suspicions of locals.
This is the story of a pretty terrible spy.
🧵1/10
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every generation loves Rumours. it’s fucking Rumours
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can anyone help me ID this guy? we are in south florida and he was abandoned in a yard. trying to figure out proper husbandry and lifespan to see if i can take care of him or if he needs to be homed with someone else
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
can anyone help me ID this guy? we are in south florida and he was abandoned in a yard. trying to figure out proper husbandry and lifespan to see if i can take care of him or if he needs to be homed with someone else
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my passion is behind-the-scenes set photos of star trek
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
cone of shame vs cone of delight
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
100 likes and I actually start writing this
Teen Girl Squad: the Musical
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
100 likes and I actually start writing this
Teen Girl Squad: the Musical
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Teen Girl Squad: the Musical
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November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
decision desk is calling it. you've won the dork district by a landslide
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This actually helps, thank you
well, at least Drake lost a ton of money tonight
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
This actually helps, thank you
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This is Drake’s fault somehow
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is Drake’s fault somehow
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
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Please give me one show that explains nothing please
in times like this we return to the ancient texts
October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Please give me one show that explains nothing please