To quote Pratchett "It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying."

Thank you for the link, I was trying to find Eiruna, but I don't think it's available for Kobo in my region.

Is there any chance of getting your ebooks on platforms other than amazon, e.g. Kobo, or direct from yourself or the publisher?

As we say at our table, sometimes the dice just want to tell a story. Embrace the fail.