Never make the story about yourself 🎵🎵🎵
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December 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Never make the story about yourself 🎵🎵🎵
As your attorney, I'd advise against any medical advisement on your part at this juncture.
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
As your attorney, I'd advise against any medical advisement on your part at this juncture.
Dan Crenshaw knows the answer.
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dan Crenshaw knows the answer.
Posse comitatus on the way!
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December 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Posse comitatus on the way!
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I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
Beef plant closure sends shock waves to markets
Tyson Foods announces January shutdown of a Lexington facility that processes 5% of U.S. beef while reducing operations at Texas plant.
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I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
It's a good thing the correct time is always now!
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's a good thing the correct time is always now!
Just taking time away to spend with family, I'm sure.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just taking time away to spend with family, I'm sure.
And I'll be there to take his other eye and feed it to his next in command.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
And I'll be there to take his other eye and feed it to his next in command.
Herp-gun lips indeed.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Herp-gun lips indeed.
The president of America has eyewitnesses willing to die for it... too 😉
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The president of America has eyewitnesses willing to die for it... too 😉
"That's the night rabbit painted the town pastel."
December 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"That's the night rabbit painted the town pastel."
Portugal travel ban incoming...
December 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Portugal travel ban incoming...
THE whole speech REMINDED me of STIMULANTS!!!
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
THE whole speech REMINDED me of STIMULANTS!!!
"I'd rather be deported to America!"
- some kid in damn near every other country...probably.
- some kid in damn near every other country...probably.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
"I'd rather be deported to America!"
- some kid in damn near every other country...probably.
- some kid in damn near every other country...probably.
He that hath quoteth fairy tales whilst the corpse has not yet assumed room temperature shall be trolled mercilessly uponeth line 👑
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He that hath quoteth fairy tales whilst the corpse has not yet assumed room temperature shall be trolled mercilessly uponeth line 👑
I do understand what you mean, but life has a 100% mortality rate.
I'm not sure it would be easier for the loved ones to know it was a random attack and nothing personal or vice versa.
Unfair is the birthday suit we were born with.
I'm not sure it would be easier for the loved ones to know it was a random attack and nothing personal or vice versa.
Unfair is the birthday suit we were born with.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I do understand what you mean, but life has a 100% mortality rate.
I'm not sure it would be easier for the loved ones to know it was a random attack and nothing personal or vice versa.
Unfair is the birthday suit we were born with.
I'm not sure it would be easier for the loved ones to know it was a random attack and nothing personal or vice versa.
Unfair is the birthday suit we were born with.
If it's universal, it's not high, btw.
Which is more than I can say for ketamine breakfast.
Which is more than I can say for ketamine breakfast.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If it's universal, it's not high, btw.
Which is more than I can say for ketamine breakfast.
Which is more than I can say for ketamine breakfast.