Seed Oil Papi
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I have no mouth and I must consume palm oil
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it is wholly in the best interests of power if you’re so weary of your endless misery scroll that your nerves are numbed, they want you to experience the video of the killing as a roughly equivalent nuisance to their AI slop posts jeering about wokeness
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it is wholly in the best interests of power if you’re so weary of your endless misery scroll that your nerves are numbed, they want you to experience the video of the killing as a roughly equivalent nuisance to their AI slop posts jeering about wokeness
This is how it feels seeing almost any news coverage these days i.ytimg.com/vi/jtronfPig...
January 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This is how it feels seeing almost any news coverage these days i.ytimg.com/vi/jtronfPig...
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
The face of a murderer
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The face of a murderer
What does it mean to double down on NYC Reads when kids still aren’t reading books? Not reading, just twice as much?
NYC schools Chancellor Kamar Samuels told principals on Monday that he plans to double down on former Mayor Eric Adams’ reading curriculum reforms.
Chancellor Kamar Samuels tells principals he will double down on Eric Adams’ literacy overhaul
NYC schools Chancellor Kamar Samuels told principals on Monday that he plans to double down on former Mayor Eric Adams’ reading curriculum reforms.
bit.ly
January 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What does it mean to double down on NYC Reads when kids still aren’t reading books? Not reading, just twice as much?
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Last fall I ended up looking at a lot of Seventeen magazines for a project. Even in the late 90's, there was a section of book recs in every issue. One of them was historical fiction about the life of Van Gogh, doorstop-thick. It hit me then how much of a reading culture we've lost.
January 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Last fall I ended up looking at a lot of Seventeen magazines for a project. Even in the late 90's, there was a section of book recs in every issue. One of them was historical fiction about the life of Van Gogh, doorstop-thick. It hit me then how much of a reading culture we've lost.
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The very first thing listed on Nike's website is Maduro's tracksuit www.nike.com/w/mens-cloth...
Mens Clothing. Nike.com
Find Mens Clothing at Nike.com. Free delivery and returns.
www.nike.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The very first thing listed on Nike's website is Maduro's tracksuit www.nike.com/w/mens-cloth...
Today I learn that in an interesting convergence of Americana, Norman Rockwell used to paint above the restaurant featured in the Arlo Guthrie song, and even painted the officer who arrested Arlo Guthrie.
www.nytimes.com/1994/09/14/o...
www.nytimes.com/1994/09/14/o...
William J. Obanhein; 'Alice's Restaurant' Lawman, 69 (Published 1994)
www.nytimes.com
January 7, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Today I learn that in an interesting convergence of Americana, Norman Rockwell used to paint above the restaurant featured in the Arlo Guthrie song, and even painted the officer who arrested Arlo Guthrie.
www.nytimes.com/1994/09/14/o...
www.nytimes.com/1994/09/14/o...
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amazing that things got WORSE
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
amazing that things got WORSE
I have been teaching for over ten years and in that time I have seen ELA education picked apart bit by bit. In almost six years I have taught two novels. Here is an example of the kind of stuff I am instead expected to teach.
www.scribd.com/document/832...
www.scribd.com/document/832...
Client Challenge
www.scribd.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I have been teaching for over ten years and in that time I have seen ELA education picked apart bit by bit. In almost six years I have taught two novels. Here is an example of the kind of stuff I am instead expected to teach.
www.scribd.com/document/832...
www.scribd.com/document/832...
We’re really going to have WWIII over fucking Greenland
uhh
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
We’re really going to have WWIII over fucking Greenland
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Another post from a Venezuelan friend:
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Another post from a Venezuelan friend:
Marco Rubio looks like he is using morse code to blink the access codes to his crypto wallet
WELKER: How soon will elections be held in Venezuela? Within 30 days?
MARCO RUBIO: Elections? Look -- this is a country that's been governed by this regime for 15 years. The elections should've happened a long time ago.
MARCO RUBIO: Elections? Look -- this is a country that's been governed by this regime for 15 years. The elections should've happened a long time ago.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Marco Rubio looks like he is using morse code to blink the access codes to his crypto wallet
The movie “Three Days Of The Condor” ends with the protagonist leaking plans of a government backed invasion of Venezuela to the NYTimes, only for a rival CIA agent to say it likely won’t get published
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The movie “Three Days Of The Condor” ends with the protagonist leaking plans of a government backed invasion of Venezuela to the NYTimes, only for a rival CIA agent to say it likely won’t get published
Nancy Pelosi has bravely demanded articles of full briefing
Congress must be fully and immediately briefed on the strikes and regime change in Venezuela, the objectives and extent of this operation, and how the Administration intends to prevent further regional fallout.
January 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Nancy Pelosi has bravely demanded articles of full briefing
If I was to scrape their nostrils, how much cocaine could I harvest and how much would it sell for?
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
If I was to scrape their nostrils, how much cocaine could I harvest and how much would it sell for?
Low rise denim is back, edgy humor is back, pointless wars for oil waged by inbred Christian nationalists are back, plucked eye brows are back. The early 2000’s are back baby!
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Low rise denim is back, edgy humor is back, pointless wars for oil waged by inbred Christian nationalists are back, plucked eye brows are back. The early 2000’s are back baby!
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
Live Updates: U.S. Captures Venezuelan Leader, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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Can't wait to make hajj to mamdanistan
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Can't wait to make hajj to mamdanistan
Was just thinking about this scene in Aladdin and it’s interesting because usually cats are the ones waking humans up
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Was just thinking about this scene in Aladdin and it’s interesting because usually cats are the ones waking humans up