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Game Dev: Alright everyone, our game should be in early access about a year, 18 months at most.

7 years later: Here's 1.0!
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
The Clair Obscure Awards featuring Battlefield 6
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Your parents at 2pm on Thanksgiving day
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Had a horrible thought last night

Gearbox/ Randy Pitchford worked on the original PC port of Halo Combat Evolved, a game featuring an annoying ass robot that you have to follow around.

Did 343 Guilty Spark inspire Claptrap? My brain needs a shower after pondering this question
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What if we released Morbius in theaters one more time before hauling Jared Leto to jail
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You can't spell BEANS without EA, unfortunately
October 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ghost of Yotei is the first game I've played where the protagonist can take stab wounds in cutscenes as well as they can in gameplay
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
It fascinates me how Xbox acts like they're a monopoly while they're arguably the weakest they've ever been
October 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I think Xbox's mom took too much Tylenol while pregnant
October 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Most movie franchises: We'll go to space in the 7th or 8th entry

Super Mario: We're going to space in the second movie, what of it
September 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Are you a premium enough gamer to buy Borderlands 4?
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Helldivers 2 team killing is going to spike huge for the next few days
September 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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"this silksong boss is so hard" and a pic is posted and this is the boss i see
September 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kpop Demon Hunters 🤝 Doom The Dark Ages

Early on the demon prince realizes the protagonist is too OP, so he decides to attack their supporters instead
August 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Bold of Borderlands 4 to release less than a week after Silksong
August 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hollow Knight Silksong should go down in history as the most annoying marketing campaign in gaming history
August 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Xbox: Still making budget games once or twice a year

Nintendo: Making bad budget games once or twice a year

PlayStation: No budget games
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So far Mario Kart World has screwed me over with last minute blue shells in 150 cc more than Mario Kart 8 did in the same time frame in 200cc
August 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The Smurfs rebooting every four- five years, adopting a new style and flopping again is making me feel insane
July 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
One month of Warhammer games report card:

Space Marine 1: This is awesome!
Space Marine 2: This is awesome!
Boltgun: THIS IS PEAK
Words of Vengeance: I respect the hustle
July 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Space Marine 2 is great but God almighty this game needs one fourth the amount of elevators
July 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How long until Jurassic Park goes to space
July 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah of course I support the boys in blue
July 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Donkey Kong Bananza is a hairy dad game LFG
June 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can't tell if the Marvel vs Capcom games don't hold up after 25-30 years, or skill issue
June 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM