Jude
@mrsjboo.bsky.social
Rambler, reader, #TheArchers listener, dog lover, daughter, sister, wife, mother, grandmother. European 🇪🇺
An extremely accurate description of the effect of current #TheArchers story line maze.
Brandy and Benylin you say? Might give it a go.
Brandy and Benylin you say? Might give it a go.
The Esme thing is bonkers, it‘s just bonkers, honestly listening to #TheArchers at the moment is like trying to finish a crossword in Portuguese with a jumbo crayon while drinking a Benylin and brandy cocktail through a straw and hitting oneself repeatedly on the head with a giant potato
November 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
An extremely accurate description of the effect of current #TheArchers story line maze.
Brandy and Benylin you say? Might give it a go.
Brandy and Benylin you say? Might give it a go.
Is this Crispin bloke actually a Christian?
We all know Peggy wasn't actually that keen on loving your neighbour, turning the other cheek, and passing through the eye of a needle and all that christianity stuff ..
Maybe he's a Satanist.
#TheArchers
We all know Peggy wasn't actually that keen on loving your neighbour, turning the other cheek, and passing through the eye of a needle and all that christianity stuff ..
Maybe he's a Satanist.
#TheArchers
May 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Is this Crispin bloke actually a Christian?
We all know Peggy wasn't actually that keen on loving your neighbour, turning the other cheek, and passing through the eye of a needle and all that christianity stuff ..
Maybe he's a Satanist.
#TheArchers
We all know Peggy wasn't actually that keen on loving your neighbour, turning the other cheek, and passing through the eye of a needle and all that christianity stuff ..
Maybe he's a Satanist.
#TheArchers
David is forcibly reminding me of one of those red-faced grumpy old men on Question Time.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
David is forcibly reminding me of one of those red-faced grumpy old men on Question Time.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What the flippity flop is going on with Rex and Rochelle and the squelching noises?
Rex must have a blooming death wish this week!
#TheArchers
Rex must have a blooming death wish this week!
#TheArchers
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
What the flippity flop is going on with Rex and Rochelle and the squelching noises?
Rex must have a blooming death wish this week!
#TheArchers
Rex must have a blooming death wish this week!
#TheArchers
Blimey Rex - you're on dangerous ground here.
Helen will be reeling you in like a great big carp.
Next thing you know, you'll be Henry and Jack's stepdad competing for bathroom space with Natasha, Tom and the SuperNovas in Beechell.
#TheArchers
Helen will be reeling you in like a great big carp.
Next thing you know, you'll be Henry and Jack's stepdad competing for bathroom space with Natasha, Tom and the SuperNovas in Beechell.
#TheArchers
April 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Blimey Rex - you're on dangerous ground here.
Helen will be reeling you in like a great big carp.
Next thing you know, you'll be Henry and Jack's stepdad competing for bathroom space with Natasha, Tom and the SuperNovas in Beechell.
#TheArchers
Helen will be reeling you in like a great big carp.
Next thing you know, you'll be Henry and Jack's stepdad competing for bathroom space with Natasha, Tom and the SuperNovas in Beechell.
#TheArchers
And another thing.
Why is David needing to confine Pip with an electric fence?
Little wonder he's having to do her work.
#TheArchers
Why is David needing to confine Pip with an electric fence?
Little wonder he's having to do her work.
#TheArchers
April 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
And another thing.
Why is David needing to confine Pip with an electric fence?
Little wonder he's having to do her work.
#TheArchers
Why is David needing to confine Pip with an electric fence?
Little wonder he's having to do her work.
#TheArchers
I'm trying to understand precisely how #TheArchers can enrage me in such a short space of time.
But David mithering on about dog walkers and tax avoidance, picking on Ben, bumbling old Leonard and Helen being uncharacteristically perceptive?
Now I'm steaming.
But David mithering on about dog walkers and tax avoidance, picking on Ben, bumbling old Leonard and Helen being uncharacteristically perceptive?
Now I'm steaming.
April 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm trying to understand precisely how #TheArchers can enrage me in such a short space of time.
But David mithering on about dog walkers and tax avoidance, picking on Ben, bumbling old Leonard and Helen being uncharacteristically perceptive?
Now I'm steaming.
But David mithering on about dog walkers and tax avoidance, picking on Ben, bumbling old Leonard and Helen being uncharacteristically perceptive?
Now I'm steaming.
I'm suffering Rochelle/Joy/sabotage action/group/cult/where are the bairns fatigue.
I'm positive the denouement is going to be disappointing and unfulfilling.
I need answers, and they had better be good!
And Freddie has to be the hero, not the gormless fall guy. 🙏
#TheArchers
I'm positive the denouement is going to be disappointing and unfulfilling.
I need answers, and they had better be good!
And Freddie has to be the hero, not the gormless fall guy. 🙏
#TheArchers
April 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm suffering Rochelle/Joy/sabotage action/group/cult/where are the bairns fatigue.
I'm positive the denouement is going to be disappointing and unfulfilling.
I need answers, and they had better be good!
And Freddie has to be the hero, not the gormless fall guy. 🙏
#TheArchers
I'm positive the denouement is going to be disappointing and unfulfilling.
I need answers, and they had better be good!
And Freddie has to be the hero, not the gormless fall guy. 🙏
#TheArchers
Things are shaping up nicely for a massive show down between Natasha and Helen over house rules.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Things are shaping up nicely for a massive show down between Natasha and Helen over house rules.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
What a shame neither Tom nor Natasha were seriously injured in the slippery floor incident.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What a shame neither Tom nor Natasha were seriously injured in the slippery floor incident.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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Good to hear #TheArchers have a bit of debate about farmers & inheritance tax changes. Although if you wanted someone to properly undermine any sympathy for farmers, you'd definitely choose David as their spokesman.
April 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good to hear #TheArchers have a bit of debate about farmers & inheritance tax changes. Although if you wanted someone to properly undermine any sympathy for farmers, you'd definitely choose David as their spokesman.
@ambridgeolwen.bsky.social
And he didn't pay inheritance tax ...
It seems the Forestry Commission owns the most land in the UK.
Anders Holch Povlsen is the biggest private land owner in the UK.
Duke of Westminster is 10th. Only 140k acres ...
#TheArchers
www.theguardian.com/money/2016/a...
And he didn't pay inheritance tax ...
It seems the Forestry Commission owns the most land in the UK.
Anders Holch Povlsen is the biggest private land owner in the UK.
Duke of Westminster is 10th. Only 140k acres ...
#TheArchers
www.theguardian.com/money/2016/a...
Inheritance tax: why the new Duke of Westminster will not pay billions
The fact that Hugh Grosvenor’s estate is held in a trust means that his £9bn inheritance is likely to remain largely intact
www.theguardian.com
April 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@ambridgeolwen.bsky.social
And he didn't pay inheritance tax ...
It seems the Forestry Commission owns the most land in the UK.
Anders Holch Povlsen is the biggest private land owner in the UK.
Duke of Westminster is 10th. Only 140k acres ...
#TheArchers
www.theguardian.com/money/2016/a...
And he didn't pay inheritance tax ...
It seems the Forestry Commission owns the most land in the UK.
Anders Holch Povlsen is the biggest private land owner in the UK.
Duke of Westminster is 10th. Only 140k acres ...
#TheArchers
www.theguardian.com/money/2016/a...
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I'm hoping Dave has a coronary, and Roof has to pay IHT now #TheArchers
April 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm hoping Dave has a coronary, and Roof has to pay IHT now #TheArchers
I feel for Joy. Her husband sounds as if he was a coercive controller and a supreme gaslighter.
I would say Joy genuinely can't remember all the details of her breakdown. It sounds as if she was experiencing catatonia.
Why didn't Rochelle seek help for her? She was 15.
#TheArchers
I would say Joy genuinely can't remember all the details of her breakdown. It sounds as if she was experiencing catatonia.
Why didn't Rochelle seek help for her? She was 15.
#TheArchers
April 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I feel for Joy. Her husband sounds as if he was a coercive controller and a supreme gaslighter.
I would say Joy genuinely can't remember all the details of her breakdown. It sounds as if she was experiencing catatonia.
Why didn't Rochelle seek help for her? She was 15.
#TheArchers
I would say Joy genuinely can't remember all the details of her breakdown. It sounds as if she was experiencing catatonia.
Why didn't Rochelle seek help for her? She was 15.
#TheArchers
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
What else did ANYONE think he and his billionaire mates were up to?
Quick audit of family and friends bank accounts in order?
What else did ANYONE think he and his billionaire mates were up to?
Quick audit of family and friends bank accounts in order?
Trump ignites ‘insider trading’ accusations after global tariffs U-turn
US president posted it was ‘a great time to buy’ on social media just hours before pausing tariff impositions
www.theguardian.com
April 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
What else did ANYONE think he and his billionaire mates were up to?
Quick audit of family and friends bank accounts in order?
What else did ANYONE think he and his billionaire mates were up to?
Quick audit of family and friends bank accounts in order?
Poor old Clarrie.
Feeling redundant: Not needed or useful. Superfluous.
Sad times.
(Bloody Helen).
#TheArchers
Feeling redundant: Not needed or useful. Superfluous.
Sad times.
(Bloody Helen).
#TheArchers
April 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Poor old Clarrie.
Feeling redundant: Not needed or useful. Superfluous.
Sad times.
(Bloody Helen).
#TheArchers
Feeling redundant: Not needed or useful. Superfluous.
Sad times.
(Bloody Helen).
#TheArchers
"Someone with a grudge against Martyn Gibson" doesn't narrow the field much, does it?
Has Cathy Perks come home recently?
#TheArchers
Has Cathy Perks come home recently?
#TheArchers
April 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Someone with a grudge against Martyn Gibson" doesn't narrow the field much, does it?
Has Cathy Perks come home recently?
#TheArchers
Has Cathy Perks come home recently?
#TheArchers
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"What are you knitting Clarrie?"
"Oh, it's just a doll of Helen." #TheArchers
"Oh, it's just a doll of Helen." #TheArchers
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"What are you knitting Clarrie?"
"Oh, it's just a doll of Helen." #TheArchers
"Oh, it's just a doll of Helen." #TheArchers
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April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And why on earth would Clarrie want to be "friends" with the hideous Helen?
Friends don't sack you for being old.
#TheArchers
Friends don't sack you for being old.
#TheArchers
April 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And why on earth would Clarrie want to be "friends" with the hideous Helen?
Friends don't sack you for being old.
#TheArchers
Friends don't sack you for being old.
#TheArchers
Quite frankly I was delighted to hear the hideous Gibson wallowing around his kitchen sobbing over his engineered wooden floor.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Quite frankly I was delighted to hear the hideous Gibson wallowing around his kitchen sobbing over his engineered wooden floor.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
I'm scratching my head trying to think up with a more unlikely business plan that George could have come up with.
Dressmaking? Fashion modelling? Live caricature drawing? Child minding?
#TheArchers
Dressmaking? Fashion modelling? Live caricature drawing? Child minding?
#TheArchers
April 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm scratching my head trying to think up with a more unlikely business plan that George could have come up with.
Dressmaking? Fashion modelling? Live caricature drawing? Child minding?
#TheArchers
Dressmaking? Fashion modelling? Live caricature drawing? Child minding?
#TheArchers
So, given Rochelle is (potentially) an Animal Rights Activist, is it possible that Carpet Burns is undercover infiltrating her "group" and will spring into action to save the day?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
April 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So, given Rochelle is (potentially) an Animal Rights Activist, is it possible that Carpet Burns is undercover infiltrating her "group" and will spring into action to save the day?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
What have we learned from this episode?
Bridge is played by grumpy old people.
Brine has still got it in the lying through his teeth department.
Eddie is childishly avoidant of reality.
George is up to something (obviously).
Clarrie is suicidal.
Trees are dangerous.
#TheArchers
Bridge is played by grumpy old people.
Brine has still got it in the lying through his teeth department.
Eddie is childishly avoidant of reality.
George is up to something (obviously).
Clarrie is suicidal.
Trees are dangerous.
#TheArchers
April 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What have we learned from this episode?
Bridge is played by grumpy old people.
Brine has still got it in the lying through his teeth department.
Eddie is childishly avoidant of reality.
George is up to something (obviously).
Clarrie is suicidal.
Trees are dangerous.
#TheArchers
Bridge is played by grumpy old people.
Brine has still got it in the lying through his teeth department.
Eddie is childishly avoidant of reality.
George is up to something (obviously).
Clarrie is suicidal.
Trees are dangerous.
#TheArchers