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MrSkrimps
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Fessus Sum. 🇩🇪🇺🇸

“The Andorian mining consortium runs from no one.”
Touring the war zone.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trump’s Deputy Chief of Enforcement Operations at The Department of Justice Confirms Ghislaine Maxwell Was Moved to ‘Keep Her Quiet’: “They’ll redact every Republican or conservative person in those files, leave all the liberal, Democratic people in those pages.”

Why isn’t this bigger news?
September 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
August 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
August 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
August 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
August 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
July 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Am I?
Your answer is in the middle.
June 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know. The Nazi hating cat and Childish Gambino was oddly specific. It’s because I did it. And now I’m getting a new tattoo.
June 19, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sometimes I catch good pics from my driveway.
June 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
About like this.
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Rare I catch a good moon shot in my neighborhood.
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
May 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I asked ChatGPT to make my late cat into a human. Did not disappoint.
April 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Also at Portlands #HandsOff.
April 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thousands show up for #HandsOff in Portland, Ore.
April 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
March 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Seems most accurate.
March 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
March 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Speaking of disrespecting the White House by not wearing a suit.
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
New sticker.
January 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Tell me why I shouldn’t?
January 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Gurl I bought a box and everything.
January 19, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Lolz.
January 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM