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Fessus Sum. 🇩🇪🇺🇸

“The Andorian mining consortium runs from no one.”
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What. The actual. Fuck.

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Comey: "I'm grateful the court ended the case against me, which was a prosecution based on malevolence & incompetence... I was inspired by the career people who refused to be part of this travesty. It cost some of them their jobs, but it preserved their integrity, which is beyond price"
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
So we saw a whole ass trial of the Subway Sandwich tosser, but nothing at all about Charlie Kirk's shooter? Why did that just fall off the planet?
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Reporter: The president had initially said that this project wouldn't interfere with or touch the current structure.

Leavitt: If you look at the renderings, it's very clear the east wing was going to be modernized.

Reporter: But modernizing and tearing down are two different things.
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Gov. Pritzker: "They literally did a military attack on a building with a Black Hawk helicopter...You don't arrest an entire building, detain everybody, zip tie children, hold elderly people in a U-Haul for house — U.S. citizens!"
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Carney: But this decades-long process of an ever-closer economic relationship with the United States is now over. And as a consequence, many of our former strengths as a country—more particularly, our economic strengths based on close ties to America—have now become our vulnerabilities…
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government.

She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her.

So I confronted him.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Mamdani: "I just want to speak directly to the president. I will not be a mayor like Mayor Adams who will call you to stay out of jail. I won't be a disgraced governor like Andrew Cuomo who will call you to ask how to win this election. I can do those things on my own."
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You always hear about blow and cocaine but never Blow-Caine and I think that’s a real shame of a missed opportunity.
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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BREAKING: A federal judge shuts down President Trump’s attempt to deploy any National Guard troops in Chicago, ruling he lacks such authority and that his “rebellion” claims were not credible.
Federal Judge Halts Trump’s Chicago Military Deployment
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.
October 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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What's happening in Chicago is not normal.

The arrest of Alderperson Fuentes is just the latest example of how far Noem and Bovino are willing to go to ignore the rule of law. We must all speak up.
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"
October 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Yes, ma'am. I don't give a shit about any of this nonsense, either. 🙌🙏☺️👇
October 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote.

zohranfornyc.com/register
October 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What. The actual. Fuck.

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October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Five days ago, an ICE agent shoved a woman asking questions about the detention of her husband.

Today they attacked two journalists.

We cannot accept or normalize what has now become routine violence at 26 Federal Plaza. It has no place in our city.
ICE agents assault amNewYork reporter at Federal Plaza immigration court; another journalist seriously injured after shove | amNewYork
ICE agents assaulted amNewYork's own Dean Moses, and allegedly attacked another journalist, on Tuesday morning as they were documenting the ongoing arrests of
www.amny.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
After watching Trump's rambling, lied-filled, steam of verbal vomit and suggesting our military's top brass be prepared to kill citizens if Trump demands it, now would be a good time for our top brass to remember their oath to our constituion and act accordingly. Otherwise, we truly are lost.
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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👇🏽😳
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Touring the war zone.
September 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Cowardly Disney enabling petty Donald Trump proves that it *really* is A Small World After All . . .
September 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM