mrspearlmania500.bsky.social
@mrspearlmania500.bsky.social
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a woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridge
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridge
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October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I never remember to post here.

Then I open up the app. My blood pressure spikes and I have to leave.

I live with @pearlmania500 do you realize my baseline !!!
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The absolute thrill that @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social and I get when someone comments on one of my posts with "you should start a podcast!" and a complete and total stranger replies with a link to Too Many Tabs for them!

Thank you to all of the Pearlmaniacs and Tabbers for spreading the word!
January 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Stop doom scrolling, watch this cool bird video!!!
Yeah, the world’s a nightmare and bad guys are winning… BUT HAVE YOU SEEN BIRDS?!! CHECK OUT THESE BIRDS!

Ranking BIRDS
youtu.be/2oNb_jJynsE
Ranking BIRDS
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
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January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Neil Gaiman with the classic non apology.

journal.neilgaiman.com/2025/01/brea...
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Using Ai which destroys the planet to make images of the LA fires is smooth brain behavior.
January 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In 2025 we have to stop using self checkout. I know the line with a cashier is longer but we have to collectively demand they bring back cashiers so people can have those jobs.

I know I know you like shoplifting a little something, that’s over, the new AI self check outs will catch you.
January 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Considering the shear amount of poops that take place, why don’t @tjmaxx and @barnesandnoble have better quality bathrooms?
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Get me a fresh squeezed glass of OJ for a toast, Anita Bryant is dead 🥂!!!!

Enjoy hell with your besti Mrs. Throatgoat herself Nancy Reagan!
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s not as much fun to read shit talkin skeets about Zuck , I like seeing the mean things on his home turf where he is responding, like a dork.
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Sign up for your library card today. That’s the skeet.
January 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
If the kitchen is clean the house is clean.
January 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What’s your favorite Vegetarian cookbook ?
January 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Do the thrift stores know that their inventory was FREE? Cause how are you pricing an old faded mossimo t shirt from 2008 at $15.

Someone left this in a bin outback, you didn’t even wash it!
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Slashed Tires!? ALL OF THIS over SLASHED TIRES!? Babes where I come from slashing tires is just step one of conflict resolution… I can’t.
#Bookreviews
January 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Holy Jimmy Carter in Heaven I just realized I get to buy a new planner! ✨📕✨

New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In the spirit of a fresh start, I am going to go through all of my unread messages and clear them out.

Truly New Years gift to @pearlmania500.bsky.social ‘s anxiety every time he opens my phone to take pictures.
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Right now is the perfect time to check all your subscriptions/apps and cancel anything you haven’t been using regularly.

I almost got charged $289 for another year of something I haven’t used since August, because I didn’t realize it was an ANNUAL subscription.

New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Right now is the perfect time to unsubscribe from all those promotional emails.

New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Cyber truck is the new dodge charger.
December 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Goodreads is cold leftover French fries.

1. Website hasn’t been updated in years.
2.The book suggestion algorithm is a joke.
3. Bezos.

Try @thestorygraph.com their book suggestions are incredibly better and I LIVE for a pie chart.
December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Clutching your pearls that tight is just a moral choking kink.
December 6, 2024 at 2:21 AM
An evil greedy ceo has been murdered. Bring me the memes
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 AM
In other news a sex pest pretending to be a beloved muppet has been caught…
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 AM