@mrspearlmania500.bsky.social
Oops I opened the wrong app.
a woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridge
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt says nope nope absolutely not in front of a fridge
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oops I opened the wrong app.
I never remember to post here.
Then I open up the app. My blood pressure spikes and I have to leave.
I live with @pearlmania500 do you realize my baseline !!!
Then I open up the app. My blood pressure spikes and I have to leave.
I live with @pearlmania500 do you realize my baseline !!!
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I never remember to post here.
Then I open up the app. My blood pressure spikes and I have to leave.
I live with @pearlmania500 do you realize my baseline !!!
Then I open up the app. My blood pressure spikes and I have to leave.
I live with @pearlmania500 do you realize my baseline !!!
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The absolute thrill that @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social and I get when someone comments on one of my posts with "you should start a podcast!" and a complete and total stranger replies with a link to Too Many Tabs for them!
Thank you to all of the Pearlmaniacs and Tabbers for spreading the word!
Thank you to all of the Pearlmaniacs and Tabbers for spreading the word!
He has one! Too Many Tabs! On Spotify and YouTube and apple (whatever apple is now) here: youtube.com/@pearlmania5...
Pearlmania500
That yelling guy from the Internet.
https://linktr.ee/pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The absolute thrill that @mrspearlmania500.bsky.social and I get when someone comments on one of my posts with "you should start a podcast!" and a complete and total stranger replies with a link to Too Many Tabs for them!
Thank you to all of the Pearlmaniacs and Tabbers for spreading the word!
Thank you to all of the Pearlmaniacs and Tabbers for spreading the word!
Stop doom scrolling, watch this cool bird video!!!
Yeah, the world’s a nightmare and bad guys are winning… BUT HAVE YOU SEEN BIRDS?!! CHECK OUT THESE BIRDS!
Ranking BIRDS
youtu.be/2oNb_jJynsE
Ranking BIRDS
youtu.be/2oNb_jJynsE
Ranking BIRDS
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Stop doom scrolling, watch this cool bird video!!!
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[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art
January 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
[THEO VON AFTER MEETING JOHN WAYNE GACY]: man that's so cool, a clown that can paint. What an honor to see homeboy's art
January 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Using Ai which destroys the planet to make images of the LA fires is smooth brain behavior.
January 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Using Ai which destroys the planet to make images of the LA fires is smooth brain behavior.
In 2025 we have to stop using self checkout. I know the line with a cashier is longer but we have to collectively demand they bring back cashiers so people can have those jobs.
I know I know you like shoplifting a little something, that’s over, the new AI self check outs will catch you.
I know I know you like shoplifting a little something, that’s over, the new AI self check outs will catch you.
January 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
In 2025 we have to stop using self checkout. I know the line with a cashier is longer but we have to collectively demand they bring back cashiers so people can have those jobs.
I know I know you like shoplifting a little something, that’s over, the new AI self check outs will catch you.
I know I know you like shoplifting a little something, that’s over, the new AI self check outs will catch you.
Considering the shear amount of poops that take place, why don’t @tjmaxx and @barnesandnoble have better quality bathrooms?
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Considering the shear amount of poops that take place, why don’t @tjmaxx and @barnesandnoble have better quality bathrooms?
Get me a fresh squeezed glass of OJ for a toast, Anita Bryant is dead 🥂!!!!
Enjoy hell with your besti Mrs. Throatgoat herself Nancy Reagan!
Enjoy hell with your besti Mrs. Throatgoat herself Nancy Reagan!
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Get me a fresh squeezed glass of OJ for a toast, Anita Bryant is dead 🥂!!!!
Enjoy hell with your besti Mrs. Throatgoat herself Nancy Reagan!
Enjoy hell with your besti Mrs. Throatgoat herself Nancy Reagan!
It’s not as much fun to read shit talkin skeets about Zuck , I like seeing the mean things on his home turf where he is responding, like a dork.
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s not as much fun to read shit talkin skeets about Zuck , I like seeing the mean things on his home turf where he is responding, like a dork.
Sign up for your library card today. That’s the skeet.
January 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Sign up for your library card today. That’s the skeet.
If the kitchen is clean the house is clean.
January 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If the kitchen is clean the house is clean.
What’s your favorite Vegetarian cookbook ?
January 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
What’s your favorite Vegetarian cookbook ?
Do the thrift stores know that their inventory was FREE? Cause how are you pricing an old faded mossimo t shirt from 2008 at $15.
Someone left this in a bin outback, you didn’t even wash it!
Someone left this in a bin outback, you didn’t even wash it!
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Do the thrift stores know that their inventory was FREE? Cause how are you pricing an old faded mossimo t shirt from 2008 at $15.
Someone left this in a bin outback, you didn’t even wash it!
Someone left this in a bin outback, you didn’t even wash it!
Slashed Tires!? ALL OF THIS over SLASHED TIRES!? Babes where I come from slashing tires is just step one of conflict resolution… I can’t.
#Bookreviews
#Bookreviews
January 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Slashed Tires!? ALL OF THIS over SLASHED TIRES!? Babes where I come from slashing tires is just step one of conflict resolution… I can’t.
#Bookreviews
#Bookreviews
Holy Jimmy Carter in Heaven I just realized I get to buy a new planner! ✨📕✨
New Year 2025
New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Holy Jimmy Carter in Heaven I just realized I get to buy a new planner! ✨📕✨
New Year 2025
New Year 2025
In the spirit of a fresh start, I am going to go through all of my unread messages and clear them out.
Truly New Years gift to @pearlmania500.bsky.social ‘s anxiety every time he opens my phone to take pictures.
Truly New Years gift to @pearlmania500.bsky.social ‘s anxiety every time he opens my phone to take pictures.
January 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
In the spirit of a fresh start, I am going to go through all of my unread messages and clear them out.
Truly New Years gift to @pearlmania500.bsky.social ‘s anxiety every time he opens my phone to take pictures.
Truly New Years gift to @pearlmania500.bsky.social ‘s anxiety every time he opens my phone to take pictures.
Right now is the perfect time to check all your subscriptions/apps and cancel anything you haven’t been using regularly.
I almost got charged $289 for another year of something I haven’t used since August, because I didn’t realize it was an ANNUAL subscription.
New Year 2025
I almost got charged $289 for another year of something I haven’t used since August, because I didn’t realize it was an ANNUAL subscription.
New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Right now is the perfect time to check all your subscriptions/apps and cancel anything you haven’t been using regularly.
I almost got charged $289 for another year of something I haven’t used since August, because I didn’t realize it was an ANNUAL subscription.
New Year 2025
I almost got charged $289 for another year of something I haven’t used since August, because I didn’t realize it was an ANNUAL subscription.
New Year 2025
Right now is the perfect time to unsubscribe from all those promotional emails.
New Year 2025
New Year 2025
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Right now is the perfect time to unsubscribe from all those promotional emails.
New Year 2025
New Year 2025
Cyber truck is the new dodge charger.
December 28, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Cyber truck is the new dodge charger.
Goodreads is cold leftover French fries.
1. Website hasn’t been updated in years.
2.The book suggestion algorithm is a joke.
3. Bezos.
Try @thestorygraph.com their book suggestions are incredibly better and I LIVE for a pie chart.
1. Website hasn’t been updated in years.
2.The book suggestion algorithm is a joke.
3. Bezos.
Try @thestorygraph.com their book suggestions are incredibly better and I LIVE for a pie chart.
December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Goodreads is cold leftover French fries.
1. Website hasn’t been updated in years.
2.The book suggestion algorithm is a joke.
3. Bezos.
Try @thestorygraph.com their book suggestions are incredibly better and I LIVE for a pie chart.
1. Website hasn’t been updated in years.
2.The book suggestion algorithm is a joke.
3. Bezos.
Try @thestorygraph.com their book suggestions are incredibly better and I LIVE for a pie chart.
Clutching your pearls that tight is just a moral choking kink.
December 6, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Clutching your pearls that tight is just a moral choking kink.
An evil greedy ceo has been murdered. Bring me the memes
December 5, 2024 at 12:28 AM
An evil greedy ceo has been murdered. Bring me the memes
In other news a sex pest pretending to be a beloved muppet has been caught…
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 AM
In other news a sex pest pretending to be a beloved muppet has been caught…