Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
@mrthursday.bsky.social
He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.
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This should go without saying, but supporting ICE in its current form will get an account added to the list, regardless of what their other politics are. Supporting this rampant violation of people's Constitutional rights is inexcusable, any patriot would support major reform or abolishment of ICE.
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This should go without saying, but supporting ICE in its current form will get an account added to the list, regardless of what their other politics are. Supporting this rampant violation of people's Constitutional rights is inexcusable, any patriot would support major reform or abolishment of ICE.
Dearest human has taught me how to shake so he can include me in his business dealings. But cat pointed out that, when I shook the neighbor's hand yesterday, I had no idea what I was agreeing to. Cat says this is how the devil buys souls.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Dearest human has taught me how to shake so he can include me in his business dealings. But cat pointed out that, when I shook the neighbor's hand yesterday, I had no idea what I was agreeing to. Cat says this is how the devil buys souls.
I've done a bit of graphic design and still do some creative personal projects, and I tend to spend a bit of time on Google images during my planning phase to get some inspiration and references. I could see AI image generators streamlining that process a bit.
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I've done a bit of graphic design and still do some creative personal projects, and I tend to spend a bit of time on Google images during my planning phase to get some inspiration and references. I could see AI image generators streamlining that process a bit.
I watched the ad out of curiosity. 80% of the use of ChatGPT it showed was just using voice commands to create or query a record. Basically makes it seem about as useful as an entry level data entry employee with an Excel sheet.
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I watched the ad out of curiosity. 80% of the use of ChatGPT it showed was just using voice commands to create or query a record. Basically makes it seem about as useful as an entry level data entry employee with an Excel sheet.
If you've reached the age of 17 and you don't have at least $1 billion, a Lambo for every day of the week, and don't live in a $9 million house in addition to owning 30 rental properties, you're failing at life. For $500 a month, my online coaching course will fix that. Sign up yesterday.
February 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
If you've reached the age of 17 and you don't have at least $1 billion, a Lambo for every day of the week, and don't live in a $9 million house in addition to owning 30 rental properties, you're failing at life. For $500 a month, my online coaching course will fix that. Sign up yesterday.
All of the counter protestors had colored signs, versus the white signs which were provided by the event organizers.
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
All of the counter protestors had colored signs, versus the white signs which were provided by the event organizers.
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Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish
Species of corn can be divided into 2 families, based on whether their cobs are rigid or flexible. These are called hardcore corn and softcore corn.
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Species of corn can be divided into 2 families, based on whether their cobs are rigid or flexible. These are called hardcore corn and softcore corn.
Meanwhile, over at WaPo...
February 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Meanwhile, over at WaPo...
If they're bilingual and bisexual, they also fantasize about Jason Momoa's mama.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 AM
If they're bilingual and bisexual, they also fantasize about Jason Momoa's mama.
She should have wobbled more, and clung to the wall instead of doing that triple axle.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
She should have wobbled more, and clung to the wall instead of doing that triple axle.
The Eagles don't put it to a vote, any season ticket holder is allowed to make that decision unilaterally.
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
The Eagles don't put it to a vote, any season ticket holder is allowed to make that decision unilaterally.
Riverside Casino gift shop for this one.
Oops, so we should remove these from the gift shop?
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Riverside Casino gift shop for this one.
The history is apparent in the name: Nint is Japanese for opium d.
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The history is apparent in the name: Nint is Japanese for opium d.
I think most of them are just ignoring that inconsistency, but just keep using this rhetoric because they can force the other person to defend insulting them to deflect from how insulting their own behavior is.
February 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I think most of them are just ignoring that inconsistency, but just keep using this rhetoric because they can force the other person to defend insulting them to deflect from how insulting their own behavior is.
It's an antiquated term, but it does appear in the text of US immigration law, including the title of 8 USC 1365.
It's worth noting that the word "alien" meant "strange or foreign" going back to about 1300, and was first used to describe a being from another planet in the 1950s.
It's worth noting that the word "alien" meant "strange or foreign" going back to about 1300, and was first used to describe a being from another planet in the 1950s.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
It's an antiquated term, but it does appear in the text of US immigration law, including the title of 8 USC 1365.
It's worth noting that the word "alien" meant "strange or foreign" going back to about 1300, and was first used to describe a being from another planet in the 1950s.
It's worth noting that the word "alien" meant "strange or foreign" going back to about 1300, and was first used to describe a being from another planet in the 1950s.
I used to hear Bitcoin enthusiasts talk about how they were creating a democratized financial system, totally anonymous and out of the government's reach, with an inflation-proof currency on the brink of mainstream adoption. Now they just vaguely hope the price will keep increasing.
February 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I used to hear Bitcoin enthusiasts talk about how they were creating a democratized financial system, totally anonymous and out of the government's reach, with an inflation-proof currency on the brink of mainstream adoption. Now they just vaguely hope the price will keep increasing.
I plan to have a fully operation unicorn cloning facility inside a volcano by the end of this year. Invest now!
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I plan to have a fully operation unicorn cloning facility inside a volcano by the end of this year. Invest now!
The revelation that got me was that he was planning a public comeback, and the PR team he enlisted to spearhead it were Steve Bannon and Woody Allen, with Noam Chomsky cheering them on.
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
The revelation that got me was that he was planning a public comeback, and the PR team he enlisted to spearhead it were Steve Bannon and Woody Allen, with Noam Chomsky cheering them on.
Republicans have a long history of making baseless claims that elections are rigged against them, including that ineligible people are voting. The real reason to send ICE would be to intimidate legal voters and discourage them from voting.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Republicans have a long history of making baseless claims that elections are rigged against them, including that ineligible people are voting. The real reason to send ICE would be to intimidate legal voters and discourage them from voting.
That she needs you to donate $5.
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
That she needs you to donate $5.
Or the ones that buy ear candles, which make such medical claims as "I don't know, feels good, I guess?"
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Or the ones that buy ear candles, which make such medical claims as "I don't know, feels good, I guess?"
I'm not intimately familiar with their financials, but I think creators get paid a flat rate per subscription referral, and the remaining profits are distributed based on watch time. Seems like something like that could easily be translated to a text and photo medium.
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I'm not intimately familiar with their financials, but I think creators get paid a flat rate per subscription referral, and the remaining profits are distributed based on watch time. Seems like something like that could easily be translated to a text and photo medium.
I'm subscribed to Nebula, which sounds kind of like this for videos. It's a platform owned by creators who maintain a presence on free streaming sites like YouTube, but a Nebula subscription gets you access to everyone's premium content posted there. A couple news orgs post there.
February 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I'm subscribed to Nebula, which sounds kind of like this for videos. It's a platform owned by creators who maintain a presence on free streaming sites like YouTube, but a Nebula subscription gets you access to everyone's premium content posted there. A couple news orgs post there.