Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
@mrthursday.bsky.social
He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.
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I've been curating an Authoritarian Right block list for a while, and just started sharing it recently. Here's a link for anyone who wants to use it, and an explainer below if you want to know more about it.
I want a version of The Little Drummer Boy where, instead of singing "pa rum pa pum pum" they play the opening drum solo from Painkiller by Judas Priest.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I want a version of The Little Drummer Boy where, instead of singing "pa rum pa pum pum" they play the opening drum solo from Painkiller by Judas Priest.
Archaeologists have discovered this cave painting which provides new insight on how dogs were domesticated by early humans.
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Archaeologists have discovered this cave painting which provides new insight on how dogs were domesticated by early humans.
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So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
What have you DONE?
Jesus Christ, we need to get rid of the evidence, because if anyone finds out about this we're totally fucked!
And what have you done?
What have you DONE?
Jesus Christ, we need to get rid of the evidence, because if anyone finds out about this we're totally fucked!
December 21, 2024 at 4:30 PM
So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
What have you DONE?
Jesus Christ, we need to get rid of the evidence, because if anyone finds out about this we're totally fucked!
And what have you done?
What have you DONE?
Jesus Christ, we need to get rid of the evidence, because if anyone finds out about this we're totally fucked!
It says "Healthy" right on the container, why the fuck are you telling me not to eat it?
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It says "Healthy" right on the container, why the fuck are you telling me not to eat it?
Apparently in 2019 the FBI had identified 10 Epstein coconspirators, despite Bondi claiming there were none earlier this year. Names are redacted but one was identified as Les Wesner, former Victoria's Secret CEO.
they accidentally leaked new epstein files, and it's really bad...
YouTube video by voidzilla
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Apparently in 2019 the FBI had identified 10 Epstein coconspirators, despite Bondi claiming there were none earlier this year. Names are redacted but one was identified as Les Wesner, former Victoria's Secret CEO.
Leaked version of inside CECOT. The bit at the end about how DHS referred all questions to the government of El Salvador makes the excuse Bari Weiss gave for censoring it even more transparent ridiculous.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Leaked version of inside CECOT. The bit at the end about how DHS referred all questions to the government of El Salvador makes the excuse Bari Weiss gave for censoring it even more transparent ridiculous.
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Found this last year, it's my new favorite Christmas song.
The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)
YouTube video by Wizards with Guns
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Found this last year, it's my new favorite Christmas song.
i'm in coffin
Oops! All thumbs
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i'm in coffin
In my life, I've met a few women named Marina. One day I hope to meet a mermaid named Parking Lot.
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
In my life, I've met a few women named Marina. One day I hope to meet a mermaid named Parking Lot.
Congratulations to my cat, Bucket, for being the inaugural recipient of the Jonathan Taylor Goblikon Peace Prize. Bucket celebrated by biting the shit out of my hand.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Congratulations to my cat, Bucket, for being the inaugural recipient of the Jonathan Taylor Goblikon Peace Prize. Bucket celebrated by biting the shit out of my hand.
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Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
Store employee found masked bandit sleeping off a bender after invading booze store and tippling a tad too much
A liquor store employee in Virginia was startled on Saturday to discover smashed whisky bottles on the floor of the shop and, upon entering the bathroom, an apparently drunk, sleeping and spread-eagled raccoon.
“He fell through one of the ceiling tiles and went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything,” Samantha Martin, a local animal control officer, told the Daily Mail. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Drunk raccoon found passed out in Virginia liquor store
I just love "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" so much that I wrote a nearly identical song for the other 11 months of the year called "I saw Mommy kissing Spiderman"
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just love "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" so much that I wrote a nearly identical song for the other 11 months of the year called "I saw Mommy kissing Spiderman"
I want there to be a remake of Red Dawn where the invasion occurs on Halloween, so the Wolverines have no choice but to fight the Russians while dressed as slutty hot dogs.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I want there to be a remake of Red Dawn where the invasion occurs on Halloween, so the Wolverines have no choice but to fight the Russians while dressed as slutty hot dogs.
But, if you are going to eat turkey, it should not cost more than $10 and should be delivered to your home fully prepared in its own personal taxi for no extra cost.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
But, if you are going to eat turkey, it should not cost more than $10 and should be delivered to your home fully prepared in its own personal taxi for no extra cost.
Fact: Vampires are cannibals.
November 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fact: Vampires are cannibals.
Fact: Twix is short for Twenty-six, which is how many bars originally came in a package. It was reduced to 2 due to shrinkflation.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Fact: Twix is short for Twenty-six, which is how many bars originally came in a package. It was reduced to 2 due to shrinkflation.
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
Dating tip: If a date comes to your place, music can be a great way to set the mood. Be clear about your intentions by picking songs where Biz Markie repeatedly yells "I'm gonna have some sex!"
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Dating tip: If a date comes to your place, music can be a great way to set the mood. Be clear about your intentions by picking songs where Biz Markie repeatedly yells "I'm gonna have some sex!"
ACAB includes Carl Winslow
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
ACAB includes Carl Winslow
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that’s my favorite kind of follower. tell all your friends to follow me too please
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
that’s my favorite kind of follower. tell all your friends to follow me too please
According to this real ad I got on YouTube, the key to defeating scroll addiction is to masturbate more.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
According to this real ad I got on YouTube, the key to defeating scroll addiction is to masturbate more.
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Meteorologists are forecasting a time loop for the Denver area this week. Either that, or daylight savings time got super fucky.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Meteorologists are forecasting a time loop for the Denver area this week. Either that, or daylight savings time got super fucky.