Some PIK notes Sir, for the discerning shopper.

“We refer you to the reply given in the case of Arkell v. Pressdram”

Surely the narrative demands be is somewhere that has had a biryani delivered in the last 24 hrs.

We can enjoy his renaissance elsewhere, dream what might have been while accepting it was the right call to move him on. Hopefully he gets four and Rasmus three.

Although every Scottish a&e will be on alert for barrowloads of kids practicing that on frozen pitches tomorrow.

Ach no Ted, worlds full of decent club players who turn into superman playing for their national side.

A trifecta of National incidents waiting to happen. Harris has the unfortunate air of a man doing an impersonation of himself.

Sensible Soccer writ large

If the nation has to “hold its breadth” much more in going to need a flamin ambulance.

It’s easy to forget that it’s been a long journey to feeling a bit downbeat after racking up a big score against the Aussies. A long way from Lynagh stealing Gordon Hamiltons day.

There’s a lot going on jn the world, Porters haircut is up there. People have been referred for medical care for less.

Coalescing in the mantra “we have no room for interpretation risk”