Jingle Bellend
@mrweir.bsky.social
Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
Check out this fucking poser.
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Check out this fucking poser.
Read in Mario voice.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Read in Mario voice.
Mum found my old cutlery set.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Mum found my old cutlery set.
Mum and Dad, Christmas 1988 in what I think was our neighbours house.
First time they let me take a photo on their prized Kodak disc camera.
First time they let me take a photo on their prized Kodak disc camera.
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Mum and Dad, Christmas 1988 in what I think was our neighbours house.
First time they let me take a photo on their prized Kodak disc camera.
First time they let me take a photo on their prized Kodak disc camera.
I caught the exact moment Varney's butthole twitched.
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I caught the exact moment Varney's butthole twitched.
The Fall looking like a bunch of absolute stars in 1988 on The Other Side of Midnight.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Fall looking like a bunch of absolute stars in 1988 on The Other Side of Midnight.
'Flag Force Plymouth' sounds like the planet's shittest superhero defence league.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
'Flag Force Plymouth' sounds like the planet's shittest superhero defence league.
Nice measured opinion piece in the Telegraph by...
*checks notes*
NICK FOX
*checks notes*
NICK FOX
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Nice measured opinion piece in the Telegraph by...
*checks notes*
NICK FOX
*checks notes*
NICK FOX
I would buy their album
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I would buy their album
This sangria is bringing me back
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This sangria is bringing me back
Black Friday finds
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Black Friday finds
Liz Truss hearing her name mentioned in the budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Liz Truss hearing her name mentioned in the budget
It's officially Christmas!!!
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's officially Christmas!!!
It's a family tradition that every Sunday I roast Mum's roast.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's a family tradition that every Sunday I roast Mum's roast.
Narrator's voice "And then he went to the stadium".
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Narrator's voice "And then he went to the stadium".
Major emergency in Penarth
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Major emergency in Penarth
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what else they did*"
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"Daddy! Daddy! Look what else they did*"
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
Going full-Trump-asslick in the midst of his full Epstein email reveal era is a pretty fucking weird hill to die on for the Torygraph but whatever.
*Actually fucking played a clip of him saying actual fucking shit that his fucking dumbass said.
From the incredibly talented Rose India Crawford on Instagram.
🐸👨🍳💚
🐸👨🍳💚
November 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
From the incredibly talented Rose India Crawford on Instagram.
🐸👨🍳💚
🐸👨🍳💚
We're so glad you decided to join us.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We're so glad you decided to join us.