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Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.
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My fave photo of herself (in pink) and the sister-in-law as kids. Showed it to a very talented creative colleague and asked if they could make something from it. They said yes but had a lot on. Then they left the job. Months passed. Lost touch. On Tuesday they walked into my classroom with these.
Check out this fucking poser.
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Read in Mario voice.
December 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Mum found my old cutlery set.
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Pub quiz last night had to be festive themed... only one option @mrweir.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Instant divorce
December 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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We reviewed this episode of #TheArchers for one of our Christmas Cider Shed specials!!

It’s rather crayzeeee.

You’ll all love it!
It looks like it was a special afternoon play, rather than being in the regular episode slot. Rather like the Passion, Calendar Girls etc. they've done recently. Or the one-off anniversary special coming up at New Year. #TheArchers
Christmas Eve 1989, and it appears the The Archers did a festive episode told entirely from the point of view of the animals. Blimey.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Mum and Dad, Christmas 1988 in what I think was our neighbours house.
First time they let me take a photo on their prized Kodak disc camera.
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I caught the exact moment Varney's butthole twitched.
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guatemalan Pants
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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shared this six years ago with no idea that it could be quite as bad as it is now 🙃
December 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!
December 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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I think I've seen that film
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
So he was playing himself in Life's Too Short.
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.

In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”

www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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@mrweir.bsky.social I do wish you had used , “Space is the Place” by Sun Ra Arkestra tho. However, “Too Junk to Pluck” damn near wrecked yet another keyboard (onna counta the beverage spew).
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Sorted
December 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sent her off to work with soup for lunch but forgot the spoon so this is the last you'll be hearing from me.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can still see it
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 12:06 PM
A bubble week Sunday to Friday.

I guess that makes Shula arriving on Saturday 'the prick' then.

#TheArchers
So yes, I wrote all #TheArchers episodes this week (Sunday to Friday)

It’s one of our “bubble“ weeks, in which we step back from the main running storylines and look in a bit more detail at a subset of characters.
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Fall looking like a bunch of absolute stars in 1988 on The Other Side of Midnight.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I don’t like a blame culture but only last night I heard @mrweir.bsky.social and @keriwarbis.bsky.social suggest Shula was needed. Did the @thecidershedpod.bsky.social summon her up, and if so, can we make them a proscribed organisation? #TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
ACTUAL BRAND
NAME CONSOLE
KLAXON
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#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 7:09 PM
'Flag Force Plymouth' sounds like the planet's shittest superhero defence league.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM