Matt Blank
@msbutah.bsky.social
🏞Reticulating Splines in Salt Lake City
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
Highly recommend books by Josh Lanyon. He has a few different series and they’re either murder mysteries or paranormal investigations, with a side of the plucky investigator and the local cop hooking up. The Holmes & Moriarity series or the Adrien English ones 🤌
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Highly recommend books by Josh Lanyon. He has a few different series and they’re either murder mysteries or paranormal investigations, with a side of the plucky investigator and the local cop hooking up. The Holmes & Moriarity series or the Adrien English ones 🤌
It’s not going in the coffee 😜
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s not going in the coffee 😜
With a splash of cream?
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
With a splash of cream?
He’s been riding this for a decade en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen...
Kitchen v. Herbert - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He’s been riding this for a decade en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchen...
My neighbors have one of these child conveyances and they’re insanely annoying. It has a Bluetooth speaker for some reason that constantly goes in and out of range so it’s shouting PAIRING! DEVICE PAIRED! while fœtus scuttles up and down the lane accompanied by A Very Necessary LED Lightshow
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My neighbors have one of these child conveyances and they’re insanely annoying. It has a Bluetooth speaker for some reason that constantly goes in and out of range so it’s shouting PAIRING! DEVICE PAIRED! while fœtus scuttles up and down the lane accompanied by A Very Necessary LED Lightshow
Back and forth forever
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Back and forth forever
Oh no.
a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don t come back
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Oh no.
He does hate mondays
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He does hate mondays
And simultaneously rendering it ever more meaningless by making it ever present for all of Q4.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
And simultaneously rendering it ever more meaningless by making it ever present for all of Q4.
Hello from the shadow lands
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Hello from the shadow lands
Ours has taken to going at a full run once he decides we’re heading home.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Ours has taken to going at a full run once he decides we’re heading home.