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Matt Blank
@msbutah.bsky.social
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 15h
a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 1d
Vaccines are kewl. And they gave me free popcorn.
A man wearing a teal tank top, gray cap, and glasses takes a selfie outdoors on a sunny day. He has two colorful bandages on his upper arm, one green and one red. Behind him, a tree with bright green and yellow leaves stands against a partly cloudy blue sky, with other greenery and a white fence in the background.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
Giant Mormon extended family, we just did a monthly celebration for all the stuff that happened that month.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
We used sanded rock salt. Bonus it could be used for traction if you got stuck somewhere.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
I definitely made Good Driving Choices™ in that Buick.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
Oh, si si si
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
My first car was a Buick Century wagon. Because every 16 year old needs a 3L V6 land yacht.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 2d
Na zdrowie!
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah it’s crazy how little consideration is given to captioning
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
[serious answer]
Most commercials don’t have the captioning embedded. For the station I work at, we use an AI audio to text system to generate captions when they’re not present or it’s a live program. So it decides and may not be consistent.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Well this egg doesn’t have autism.
A hand holding a brown chicken egg with an unusually wrinkled and rough shell. The egg has white speckling and a faint red stamp printed on its surface. The background is a smooth, light-colored countertop.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Very bold of them to assume anyone will think about TPUSA in 4 months.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
I blame the Russians
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Correct
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
And Microsoft's SSO portal shit the bed. Guess I won't be working since their 'remember me' cookie hasn't ever worked.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Jock strap, just in case
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
The diner by my office has a “specials” board out front. Today’s special was a Dember Omelette.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
A banner on a grey brick building. The banner background is an American flag and the text reads "GET PICKLE HAVE PICKLE. BUILD PICKLE PASS DOWN YOUR PICKLE PURSUE THE PICKLE. SEEK TRUE PICKLE
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 3d
Loretta from Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 4d
The thumbnail cut off the best part!
A person stands behind a table filled with vibrant vegetables and glassware, wearing a dark blue ruffled dress and a whimsical red radish-shaped headpiece with green leaves sprouting from the top. The headpiece ties under the chin with a red ribbon. They hold a basket of green herbs in one hand and a large eggplant in the other. The table displays carrots, peas, and leafy greens, set against a plain brown curtain backdrop.
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 4d
I feel like this $898 "Ravishing Radish" hat would make the perfect finishing piece to ones Bjork in The Garden Halloween costume. housesandparties.com/products/rav...
RAVISHING RADISH HAT
You’ll be so rad in this straw farm-to-head radish hat. Make a radishing entrance and root around your party, greeting guests with a silver tray of crudité. For the hostess whose bite is much worse th...
housesandparties.com
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 5d
Honk is the ska cover band
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5d
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts
Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts
Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 6d
Oh no
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Matt Blank @msbutah.bsky.social · 6d
Why did I think this was a plate of fried foods
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 6d
biblically accurate couch
A round couch (or very large chair) in a gross burnt orange velour with like 20 small pillows arranged along the back
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