Matt Blank
@msbutah.bsky.social
🏞Reticulating Splines in Salt Lake City
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
🐵Engineering monkey for the TeeVee
🚮Posts are my own terrible opinion
I have Aunt Gayle singing "Sailors in Your Mouth" stuck in my head this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have Aunt Gayle singing "Sailors in Your Mouth" stuck in my head this morning.
A child ran her roller bag over my foot on an empty train platform. Sorry you couldn’t avoid me in the empty three feet to either side of me. Definitely understandable behavior.
a woman says that i will admit in front of a #schittscreek logo
ALT: a woman says that i will admit in front of a #schittscreek logo
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A child ran her roller bag over my foot on an empty train platform. Sorry you couldn’t avoid me in the empty three feet to either side of me. Definitely understandable behavior.
Pampered Chef exponential growth has infected my family. I was invited to one, then three, now 8 family “parties”. At this rate, at the end of the year in 41 days, I’ll be invited to 10^17 Pampered Chef parties.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pampered Chef exponential growth has infected my family. I was invited to one, then three, now 8 family “parties”. At this rate, at the end of the year in 41 days, I’ll be invited to 10^17 Pampered Chef parties.
UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
UTA bus had Meadowbrook in the chyron abbreviated to M’brook.
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Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...
This is a sentence that exists in our timeline.
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning tinyurl.com/2b9ba4es [Wired]
Young Mormons Built an App to Help Men Quit Gooning
The Relay app allows users to track their porn-free streaks and get group support. Its creators say they’re taking a stand against porn and AI erotica.
tinyurl.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is a sentence that exists in our timeline.
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Just in: The Kilby Block Party lineup is out and it's huge.
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Just in: The Kilby Block Party lineup is out and it's huge.
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Lorde, Turnstile, Hayley Williams, Blood Orange among the names performing at the Utah State Fairpark next year:
Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why does this HP monitor wrapper want me to goatse it?
Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not me seeing an ad for the Utah Jazz/Atlanta Hawks game and wonder why Falcon Studios was on my TV.
This looks like an oil refinery with colorful pipes.
Meryal Water Park, Qatar. instagram.com/p/CfCZKlKh_9C
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This looks like an oil refinery with colorful pipes.
Reposted by Matt Blank
BREAKING NEWS: A judge REJECTS the Utah legislature's map and picks one drawn by the League of Women Voters and Mormon Women for Ethical Government for the new congressional districts: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
Judge picks a new congressional map in redistricting
The judge overseeing the legal battle over congressional redistricting has chosen a map that will represent Utahns.
www.fox13now.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS: A judge REJECTS the Utah legislature's map and picks one drawn by the League of Women Voters and Mormon Women for Ethical Government for the new congressional districts: www.fox13now.com/news/politic... #utpol #Utah
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November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Funny how I got three dem fundraising texts today. Happily reported them all as spam.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Funny how I got three dem fundraising texts today. Happily reported them all as spam.
Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Once again the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m excited for the new nap time bench on the trax trains.
Employer provided health insurance renews this month and they hid all the price increases by raising deductibles 30% per person. Yay.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Employer provided health insurance renews this month and they hid all the price increases by raising deductibles 30% per person. Yay.
Windows 95 Hot Dog Stand themed
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Windows 95 Hot Dog Stand themed
Someone please teach my dog what Daylight Savings Time is.
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Someone please teach my dog what Daylight Savings Time is.
Gratuitous shot from the new kickback machine at the gym.
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Gratuitous shot from the new kickback machine at the gym.
Oh yay if the disappearing Great Salt Lake doesn’t poison us all with arsenic dust, the downwind radiation will.
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh yay if the disappearing Great Salt Lake doesn’t poison us all with arsenic dust, the downwind radiation will.
I was just subjected to a video of someone making candy corn pierogi and I need time to recover.
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I was just subjected to a video of someone making candy corn pierogi and I need time to recover.
Ew Celeste Maloy is at my office.
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ew Celeste Maloy is at my office.