Matt Elliott
@mselliott85.bsky.social
Just got here, still setting things up. Gonna be tough to give up Twitter. We'll see how this goes.
I guess this is what happens when you wish your friends a Happy Valentine's Day? (I'm so sorry you had to witness this!!!)
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I guess this is what happens when you wish your friends a Happy Valentine's Day? (I'm so sorry you had to witness this!!!)
Reposted by Matt Elliott
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
Wait til y'all hear how he treats women.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Wait til y'all hear how he treats women.
Wait til you see 2x Oscar winner Adrian Brody promoting TurboTax!
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Wait til you see 2x Oscar winner Adrian Brody promoting TurboTax!
The uneducated and uninformed are usually the most susceptible to those things you mention.
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The uneducated and uninformed are usually the most susceptible to those things you mention.
I'm still not convinced this woman wouldn't vote for Trump again. Many people vote for Trump because they are generally uneducated/uninformed. Something could convince this woman to vote for Trump again, easy.
February 3, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I'm still not convinced this woman wouldn't vote for Trump again. Many people vote for Trump because they are generally uneducated/uninformed. Something could convince this woman to vote for Trump again, easy.
He made a throw-away Dumb & Dumber reference earlier this season which I begrudgingly chuckled at. Though, I wish the Fox broadcast would still tap the breaks on the Brady worship, like he's the second coming of Madden.
January 26, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He made a throw-away Dumb & Dumber reference earlier this season which I begrudgingly chuckled at. Though, I wish the Fox broadcast would still tap the breaks on the Brady worship, like he's the second coming of Madden.