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msingwu
@msingwu.bsky.social
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my name is a multiple sclerosis pun cuz I put the "ick" in "chronic" *fingerguns till immune to fear* (she/her)
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msingwu.bsky.social
not convinced i speak a single language well, and i make that everyone else's problem 🤗

#onlineDating #lesbianDatingHell
hinge "first round is on me if..." OP "You can speak more languages than me." msingwu: "forgot how to say "toothpaste" and fully asked my mum if she'd seen, "this thing's hair dye? you know? the teeth shampoo"
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
msingwu.bsky.social
(if falling over isn't a pickup line) i have no idea what a pickup line is
[hinge prompt] The way to win me over is [anon user] I love someone who's silly with a good sense of humour, empathetic, intelligent, and grounded. msingwu: I'm incredibly grounded. I fall over a lot, so it comes natural to me [kamoji gently handing you a heart]
May 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
your brand of delulu is so humble

2.4 THOUSAND people, and you feel like no one hangs off your every skeet

(it's me. I'm one of the everyone hanging off your every skeet 🩵)
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
what did we do?
TAKE AN ALLERGY TEST!

what did we learn?
INCONCLUSIVE!
May 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
msingwu.bsky.social
turns out in allergic to ???
May 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
i was so empowered i told my stalker off!

(p sure he called me fat, though)
[network: ifaker] [contact name: fraudulent humour] [green bubble] i don't need your validation anymore [gray bubble] I want to wear your skin as an insulated parka.
May 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
msingwu.bsky.social
catch me getting astutely observed 🌈
"I saw gay so I said gay. that's not bullying, that's an astute observation."
April 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
[Most Interesting Man In The World meme] I don't always (written on top of the original lines) vague post, but when I do, I prefer vague-posting to see if you're mad at me
April 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
msingwu.bsky.social
made a helpful li'l infographic for the next time someone throws a temper tantrum because queers exist
[handwriting script atop a teal and baby's breath background image] To whom it may concern, I am so very not sorry for being gay, and I regret to inform you [pink text over rainbow] I will still be gay tomorrow. thank you in advance for understanding [upside down smiley face]
March 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
#throwback to what was supposed to be my first #virtualdate. a certified #rizer, I am not (: #lonelylesbo #let'smatchbutneverevermeet

#onlinedating #hingebeingunhinged? #it'smorelikelythanyouthink #hingehorrors #hinge
February 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
#ADHDhousekeeping (between my mum and I, there is one heck of a lotta neurospicey in the air)
February 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
msingwu.bsky.social
tutorial: Where Is

made this handy li'l guide on finding literally anything you have lost! it's foolproof! I am a fool, and this is your proof! #tiktoktransfer
February 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM