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my name is a multiple sclerosis pun cuz I put the "ick" in "chronic" *fingerguns till immune to fear* (she/her)
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racists and shitler fanboys have such boring hobbies. could've grown a personality, but instead, they're just defining themselves by hate?

like, damn! hate and troll me because I sing off key and am bad at video games, not because I'm *Jewish*. #yabasic #shitlerfanboycringe
am i trapped in #lesbianDatingHell?

or am i merely a "lesbi," and @ing *hell*?

this isn't funny but it's in my mind every time I tag and I needed someone else to be aware
June 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
not convinced i speak a single language well, and i make that everyone else's problem 🤗

#onlineDating #lesbianDatingHell
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
God give me the strength to tell my friends when they're being dumb as a cybertruck on a Canadian highway.
June 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I refuse to go to any school reunions until I've had my #glowUp and gotten hot

any day now

it'll happen any day now
June 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
#shesA10But she hurts her tummy and won't accept any help

(this week on I Have Lactase Pills In My Purse, ice cream doesn't have to feel like lava!!)
June 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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The worst handheld Zelda game by a mile
June 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I like my eye wrinkles. I have no need for cosmetic surgery. However, I wouldn't say no to a complete refurbishment of every joint, tendon, and ligament in my body. A whole new set of neck muscles to hold my giant head up. And a synthetic digestive tract so I can eat gluten again. Also, laser eyes.
June 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
idek if i like myself better with/without bangs, but there are mad lads out there, knowing themselves so well they decisively change their whole presentation

don't tell me trans people don't have their shit together. #transRightsAreHumanRights
June 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I feel like some of you are raging WITH the machine.
June 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't need to own an orange cat. I can knock shit over and be a general nuisance all on my own

#TuT #still... #iWant
May 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
it's hard not to feed the trolls when they are just so, SO darn (unintentionally) hilarious
May 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how dare y'all insult JARVIS by calling these things "AI"

they're not artificial intelligences, they're just automatic plagiarism machines :/
May 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
you could criticise the terrorists without the generalized xenophobia (Islamophobia/Antisemitism), but it requires you walk a fine line.

so either walk a fine line, or stfu about The Jews/The Muslims

and if you choose to be careless, then accept it when you stagger your way into a xenophobia label
May 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I, too, love the fantasy that The J00z™️ would be accepted *if only Israel had never done...*

*if only Israel had never been...*

*if only Israel had never been.*

and yet, my family was getting hate crimed LONG before Israel, long before the Shoa, and long before this stupid argument.
May 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
idk why hateful people are so inefficient

if you like being mad, don't hate minorities

pick on the majority! there are so many more of them to fuel your rage!

#dieMadAboutIt
May 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
y'all know we could just... build beautiful buildings, right?

we could even build them inspired by southern architecture?

there's no reason why we need haunted plantations for our wedding venues

#nottoway #nottowayPlantation #burnBabyBurn
May 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
fellas, is it gay to think in sketch comedy?
May 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
me, staring down an unassuming bowl of ice cream: it's a well-known fact,

the ice cream:

me: I'm not scared of you

ICE CREAM: ?

#lactoseIntolerance #dairyIgnorance #bowlCrimes #delululand
it is a well known fact that butthole can neither be created nor destroyed it is eternal
May 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
#trans friend who keeps changing his name:

me: y'all remember Silly li'l Guy?

twelfth of his names, Short King, rightful heir to the sweater (I keep stealing), protector of my hat (he keeps stealing), father of [pets' names], breaker of my favourite mug, changer of lightbulbs,
#LOTR #deadnameDodge
May 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my dad, wearing glasses thicker than bottle caps + more expensive than a gently used car: that movie was wild

my mum, pausing the tv she keeps at 74 so she can hear it: yes! let's have a child!

[spoilers: i came out fuckywucky]

#cripplepunk #sillycore
May 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
(if falling over isn't a pickup line) i have no idea what a pickup line is
May 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if hiding in my underground bunker, rewatching every video essay i already agreed with makes me a coward in an echo chamber,

me a coward in an echo chamber,

a coward in an echo chamber,

echo chamber,
May 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it's amazing when people tell me I'm going to hell, cuz I don't even believe the place exists
May 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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If you can't handle me at my laziest then whatever fuck this post
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM