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Emma Peel's Ass- Kicking Judo Chop
@msmadbint.bsky.social
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Bastard daughter of Queenie and Lord Blackadder. Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently and wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Looking for my wallet in El Segundo.
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Welcome to Target
A tee shirt that says, we're not happy 'til you're not happy
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I take it the dirty little fuckers threw us under the bus again.

Louise Belcher, guide my baseball bat.
An angry Louise Belcher running hell for leather whilst brandishing a baseball bat
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Louise Belcher, guide my hand
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I can't tell you how long I've been waiting to use this one... 🤣
A cartoon snap of Edd with the caption, ma'am, may I have some coochie please
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Out Of Context Conversations With My Friends, No. 78 🤣
Text conversation with a friend - No more sticking my dick in crazy!!!! - YOU EVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY AGAIN AND SO HELP ME GOD I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO BUT I SWEAR YOU WON'T LIKE IT 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Great Christ... 😖
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Louise Belcher, guide my hand 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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I can't with this anymore... 😳🥺
Professor Farnsworth saying "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Jesus Christ... (literally)
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Me flirting:
Sign saying "it will end in tears"
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Further Handbag Adventures from Reddit
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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🤣
Idk who needs to hear this but unless he wears a diaper you can't change him.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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🤣
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Seriously, how do you accidentally throw up in your handbag?
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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WOOT! Congratulations!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Nope.
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It reminds me of this 🤣
Was watching the original Amityville Horror last night. A 5 bedroom house for $80k? Me and the paranormal would've just had to find a way to get along. Whatever y'all got going on at night, just keep it down.
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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True- I mean, you can't say there isn't any truth in the advertising 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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No, seriously 🤣
Patrick the Starfish with a sweater that says "mom come pick me up I'm scared"
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID I JUST READ
A drawing of Winnie the Pooh with the caption "Well there it is, the dumbest fucking thing I have read all day"
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Out Of Context Conversations With My Friends, No. 23 🤣
Screenshot of a text conversation with my friend: Me: Is his dick showing?! My friend: It certainly does look like it Me: And if that is, in fact, his penis, his wife is SO FUCKING LUCKY 🤣😉
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Next time you hear a conservative bitch about the cost of anything increasing, smack them repeatedly upside the head with a rolled- up newspaper whilst bellowing "THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR" into their face.

Because:
A sign that says, stupidity should be painful
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM