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Unintentionally amusing. Inadvertently, wildly inappropriate. Chaotic Neutral. Posh nerd. Towel is ready, waiting for the Heart of Gold to pick me up. Or for Calgon to take me away. Whichever.
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@moderation.bsky.app, this is Art, not licentiousness porn or nudity. These are artistic portraits by the legendary photographer Helmut Newton of a famous actress who is clothed in 2 of the 3 shots. The partial nude 3rd shot hides genitalia & the rest is obscured. Please remove your warning label.
2. Helmut Newton took numerous striking photos of actress Charlotte Rampling over the course of their long friendship. These ones are my favourite bc of the sensuality on display. He explored eroticism thru hints, teases, the human form. #EastCoastKin #Fashion #Photography #CelebrityPortraits
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@moderation.bsky.app, this is Art, not licentiousness porn or nudity. These are artistic portraits by the legendary photographer Helmut Newton of a famous actress who is clothed in 2 of the 3 shots. The partial nude 3rd shot hides genitalia & the rest is obscured. Please remove your warning label.
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if you still have any chestnuts that were roasted over a closed fire, you better get them the fuck out of the house now
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
if you still have any chestnuts that were roasted over a closed fire, you better get them the fuck out of the house now
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Helmut Newton is considered by some to be the GOAT of fashion photography. I'd debate his place vis à vis others, but he was certainly the most transgressive, sexually progressive & gender fluid of all the 20th C maestros who shot #Art, not mere clothes.
A 📷🧵 of some favs. #EastCoastKin #Fashion
A 📷🧵 of some favs. #EastCoastKin #Fashion
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Helmut Newton is considered by some to be the GOAT of fashion photography. I'd debate his place vis à vis others, but he was certainly the most transgressive, sexually progressive & gender fluid of all the 20th C maestros who shot #Art, not mere clothes.
A 📷🧵 of some favs. #EastCoastKin #Fashion
A 📷🧵 of some favs. #EastCoastKin #Fashion
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Sale of Building Scrap - May 1885
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/3109632
https://botfrens.com/collections/46/contents/3109632
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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*sigh* Indeed...
Your weather for this evening:
- gloomy skies above will be matched by a greyness in your soul
- a northwesterly wind will bring a sense of longing for lonely castles on shipwrecked shores
- 65% chance of heavy sighing & ennui will continue into tomorrow
- gloomy skies above will be matched by a greyness in your soul
- a northwesterly wind will bring a sense of longing for lonely castles on shipwrecked shores
- 65% chance of heavy sighing & ennui will continue into tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
*sigh* Indeed...
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Mood like no other: Helmut Newton's famous "Le Smoking" (aka, tuxedo).
Iconic shot. And revolutionary in fashion photography for the gender coding switch but also for the female tuxedo, now epitomized by Yves St. Laurent. (imo, THE greatest of the great Fr. fashion designers. Don't get me started!)
Iconic shot. And revolutionary in fashion photography for the gender coding switch but also for the female tuxedo, now epitomized by Yves St. Laurent. (imo, THE greatest of the great Fr. fashion designers. Don't get me started!)
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Mood like no other: Helmut Newton's famous "Le Smoking" (aka, tuxedo).
Iconic shot. And revolutionary in fashion photography for the gender coding switch but also for the female tuxedo, now epitomized by Yves St. Laurent. (imo, THE greatest of the great Fr. fashion designers. Don't get me started!)
Iconic shot. And revolutionary in fashion photography for the gender coding switch but also for the female tuxedo, now epitomized by Yves St. Laurent. (imo, THE greatest of the great Fr. fashion designers. Don't get me started!)
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THIS.
I’m sure I’m gonna get dragged for this, but I think AI is bad. AI has completely ruined Google search and it’s created a lot more slop that needs to be avoided on the Internet.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
THIS.
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A La Carte Sartre
A ribeye that opens your third eye 👁️
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
A La Carte Sartre
Happy thread! ☺️
🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
A man (60s?) is lugging a big plastic crate of Christmas ornaments from a shed while two small humans (3 & 4?) supervise, excitedly leading the way back into a pretty wooden bungalow.
A sleek tabby cat bringing up the rear. (1)
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Happy thread! ☺️
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FM makes a good and valid point here, and at the same time the availability of non-mainstream art, including but not limited to indie or foreign films screened locally, bars that put 4 goofy local bands on stage on a weekend, etc seems like it has radically decreased even in my lifetime. This 1/?
There’s literally thousands of amazing films out there.
You are just too dumb and lazy to see them.
This is NOT a theory that explains the whole world.
You are just too dumb and lazy to see them.
This is NOT a theory that explains the whole world.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
FM makes a good and valid point here, and at the same time the availability of non-mainstream art, including but not limited to indie or foreign films screened locally, bars that put 4 goofy local bands on stage on a weekend, etc seems like it has radically decreased even in my lifetime. This 1/?
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You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You’ll be visited by three spirits
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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This one's choice.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This one's choice.
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If we are doing pie takes (and we are), the only acceptable pies are apple, peach, and blueberry. Cobblers of any of these are preferred.
Pumpkin pie is rust-colored slop.
Key lime pie is like if you ate weak-ass cheesecake while looking at a photo of a lime.
Pumpkin pie is rust-colored slop.
Key lime pie is like if you ate weak-ass cheesecake while looking at a photo of a lime.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If we are doing pie takes (and we are), the only acceptable pies are apple, peach, and blueberry. Cobblers of any of these are preferred.
Pumpkin pie is rust-colored slop.
Key lime pie is like if you ate weak-ass cheesecake while looking at a photo of a lime.
Pumpkin pie is rust-colored slop.
Key lime pie is like if you ate weak-ass cheesecake while looking at a photo of a lime.
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Hottest Holiday Toys
- AI powered magic markers that will only allow you to draw other people's art, but really shitty
- AI powered baseball that throws and catches itself
- AI powered AI
- AI powered magic markers that will only allow you to draw other people's art, but really shitty
- AI powered baseball that throws and catches itself
- AI powered AI
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hottest Holiday Toys
- AI powered magic markers that will only allow you to draw other people's art, but really shitty
- AI powered baseball that throws and catches itself
- AI powered AI
- AI powered magic markers that will only allow you to draw other people's art, but really shitty
- AI powered baseball that throws and catches itself
- AI powered AI
The current administration makes me deeply ashamed to be American. And that makes me extremely incandescent with rage.
Architecture no longer considered a "professional degree" in USA
Architecture no longer considered a "professional degree" in USA
Students in the USA will receive lower loans under the terms of the One Big Beautiful Bill as architecture will not be considered a professional degree.
www.dezeen.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The current administration makes me deeply ashamed to be American. And that makes me extremely incandescent with rage.
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Happy D.B. Cooper Day, for all who keep it. When in doubt, parachute. Might as well jump!
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Happy D.B. Cooper Day, for all who keep it. When in doubt, parachute. Might as well jump!
'Silk Stalkings' was my guilty pleasure and I would totally watch it again if I could find it on streaming. Mitzi Kapture was awesome!
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
'Silk Stalkings' was my guilty pleasure and I would totally watch it again if I could find it on streaming. Mitzi Kapture was awesome!
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Goodnight from Jack Hurley, still taking helpful directions from his dead wife as he pushes their Vauxhall Victor F towards Burwood. Goodnight from Chas Foster, fixing newspapers to the windows of his shed so no-one can see him making illegal sprite traps. Goodnight from Hookland.
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The moment you realize your hair person has the same cape Mark Hamill's hair person does n you coulda taken a selfie yesterday n shared.
Mabel insisted on sitting with me when I got my haircut which hasn't happened since my grandma did the same thing when I was in kindergarten.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The moment you realize your hair person has the same cape Mark Hamill's hair person does n you coulda taken a selfie yesterday n shared.
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Completely deliberate or completely inadvertent?
You decide!
(I'm going with completely deliberate.)
You decide!
(I'm going with completely deliberate.)
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Completely deliberate or completely inadvertent?
You decide!
(I'm going with completely deliberate.)
You decide!
(I'm going with completely deliberate.)
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene
THIS!
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
THIS!
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