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Um hi I need to share this picture from a condo listing with y’all
January 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The neighborhood’s extra explodey this New Year
January 1, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Corin & Carrie from Sleater-Kinney tried to listen in on the guided tour I was on at The Barnes Foundation, which our immaculate Hermes-scarved docent shut down after about one room
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The final night of YLT Hanukkah shows is tonight; the opener & comic are Florry and Jon Benjamin

So what I’m saying is, great news — I can just show up for the YLT set
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There is much to critique about the United Center, but they did serve me an imperial pint of Sofie, and for that I am grateful
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You hate to see a man with a back as rounded as a turtle shell believing he’s succeeding at his heavy deadlifts
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
This is very minor in the grand scope of things, but seriously: why does my neighborhood currently smell like metal mixed with fruit candy
October 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sam Altman is the Waluigi of Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No kings, followed by no walking
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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(silently mouthing the words to myself) there are too many protesters abusing their right to protest
Broadview Mayor Katrina Thompson's full statement, in which she says she will sign an EO permitting protest "only at the safety zone located at the ICE facility on Beach Street," is up on the village's website.

"There are too many protesters abusing their right to protest," Thompson says.
October 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Second hand smoke here is wild… making me long for the fresh air of Metro
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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cabbage is the unsung MVP of the brassicas
September 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have now heard 10 minutes of Gym Class Heroes and I very much never want to hear them again
September 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Suburban neighborhood names are unhinged
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Vogue wtf
September 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Chicago artsy weirdos out here begging Sound & Gravity and Plantasia to not overlap next year.. maybe a couple days between them as well
September 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Love it when a bus is four minutes away for a good 10 minutes
September 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This time it went really well! Up next: bearing witness to Texas pile-driving them into the ground the weekend of my birthday
Welcome to one of the 1-3 times a year I remember I’m a Sooners fan
September 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Welcome to one of the 1-3 times a year I remember I’m a Sooners fan
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I now have a tennis focused account on Bluesky, in case anyone wants to follow or avoid.
What the “out” noise sounds like in Ashe: like a seal with emphysema
August 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Normies: watching Alcatraz win easily from their seats that are halfway to outer space

Real sickos: camping out at Grandstand (per Tim: “the Blue stage of the US Open”) for this (also Tiafoe after this match)
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
A small dumb pleasure when I go out to the burbs for work:

There is a road that intersects with Lake-Cook Road.

On the Lake County side, it’s Saunders Road.

On the Cook County side, it’s Sanders Road.
August 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@cinchel.com Happy birthday, hope you’re enjoying the springs or whatever in Iceland
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Sharing a gofundme for my uncle, who broke his neck the literal first night after he moved from OK to MN. If you could donate or share, I’d really appreciate it! gofund.me/4bbbe379
Donate to Help Byron Recover After Spinal Cord Injury, organized by Christian Balden
Byron, the sweetest man on Earth, a devoted father and grandfather, and l… Christian Balden needs your support for Help Byron Recover After Spinal Cord Injury
gofund.me
July 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM