SuzyJane Edwards
@mssuzyjane.bsky.social
Sometimes English Professor, sometimes Authoress, always a Mills College Lesbian Feminist! The #1 influences on my writing are Sylvia Plath and Hunter S Thompson in equal measure with a bunch of The Beats. I love the work of Wes Anderson & 70s Lampoon Mag.
Inmate Number P01135809 and the judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” look identical, particularly around the mouth and jowls.
February 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Inmate Number P01135809 and the judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” look identical, particularly around the mouth and jowls.
VD Jance, his girlfriend, and their illegitimate child.
February 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
VD Jance, his girlfriend, and their illegitimate child.
A reminder, in honor of SNL’s 50th.
Lorne Michaels is a poseur.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Lorne Michaels is a poseur.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
February 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A reminder, in honor of SNL’s 50th.
Lorne Michaels is a poseur.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Lorne Michaels is a poseur.
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Inmate Number P01135809 is a fucking moron who will be remembered as the asshole who killed America. These tariffs are horseshit. It still won’t make up for his tiny Toad penis…
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Inmate Number P01135809 is a fucking moron who will be remembered as the asshole who killed America. These tariffs are horseshit. It still won’t make up for his tiny Toad penis…
Good job, USAID! Deny that ugly geek access to EVERYTHING! He’d be an incel if he didn’t have money to buy ass.
February 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Good job, USAID! Deny that ugly geek access to EVERYTHING! He’d be an incel if he didn’t have money to buy ass.
I’ve designed the opposite of JFK’s “Eternal Flame” memorial for the glorious day when the orange turd finally dies. It’s the “Eternal Water” memorial.
February 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’ve designed the opposite of JFK’s “Eternal Flame” memorial for the glorious day when the orange turd finally dies. It’s the “Eternal Water” memorial.
So far, 100% of my mornings since Monday have been started looking at the news and hoping to read he’s dead.
January 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So far, 100% of my mornings since Monday have been started looking at the news and hoping to read he’s dead.
Please follow my Substack! “The Daily Fuck Off” is a satirical news piece in the vein of 70’s National Lampoon chronicling the US’s current descent into oblivion.
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The Daily Fuck Off #1
Bly. Murrow. Cronkite. Thompson. Edwards.
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January 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Please follow my Substack! “The Daily Fuck Off” is a satirical news piece in the vein of 70’s National Lampoon chronicling the US’s current descent into oblivion.
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Enjoying the last day I won’t be pissed off all day every day for the next four…
(Unless The Goddess hears my prayers and gives him a massive, debilitating stroke… my most ardent wish.)
(Unless The Goddess hears my prayers and gives him a massive, debilitating stroke… my most ardent wish.)
January 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Enjoying the last day I won’t be pissed off all day every day for the next four…
(Unless The Goddess hears my prayers and gives him a massive, debilitating stroke… my most ardent wish.)
(Unless The Goddess hears my prayers and gives him a massive, debilitating stroke… my most ardent wish.)
If ever writing the White House over the next four shitty years, you can address it to Inmate Number P01135809. That is the Orange Turd’s, and it would not be amiss to help him recall it.
January 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If ever writing the White House over the next four shitty years, you can address it to Inmate Number P01135809. That is the Orange Turd’s, and it would not be amiss to help him recall it.
Françoise Hardy - Tu n'as qu'un mot à dire - 1964
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January 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by SuzyJane Edwards
Read my bit on why 2025 idle the year of “A Confederacy Of Dunces”. Click the pic! 💖
January 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Read my bit on why 2025 idle the year of “A Confederacy Of Dunces”. Click the pic! 💖
Something light…
I had no idea that the “Infernal Gallop” (the Can-Can song) had lyrics!
This ball is original
Of an infernal gallop
Let’s all give the signal
Long live the hellish gallop!
Give the signal
Of an infernal gallop
Friends, long live the ball
Long live the ball
This ball is original
I had no idea that the “Infernal Gallop” (the Can-Can song) had lyrics!
This ball is original
Of an infernal gallop
Let’s all give the signal
Long live the hellish gallop!
Give the signal
Of an infernal gallop
Friends, long live the ball
Long live the ball
This ball is original
January 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Something light…
I had no idea that the “Infernal Gallop” (the Can-Can song) had lyrics!
This ball is original
Of an infernal gallop
Let’s all give the signal
Long live the hellish gallop!
Give the signal
Of an infernal gallop
Friends, long live the ball
Long live the ball
This ball is original
I had no idea that the “Infernal Gallop” (the Can-Can song) had lyrics!
This ball is original
Of an infernal gallop
Let’s all give the signal
Long live the hellish gallop!
Give the signal
Of an infernal gallop
Friends, long live the ball
Long live the ball
This ball is original
Reposted by SuzyJane Edwards
During a news conference, California Gov. Gavin Newsom urged President-elect Donald Trump not to “play any politics” during the “precious moments that we have to evacuate.”
But as the fires forced tens of thousands of people to evacuate, Trump sought to pin the catastrophe on Democratic governance.
But as the fires forced tens of thousands of people to evacuate, Trump sought to pin the catastrophe on Democratic governance.
As L.A. burns, Trump blames Newsom — and California governor pushes back
The president-elect sought to blame the climate-change-exacerbated crisis in Southern California on the state’s water management. Experts disputed his claims.
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January 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
During a news conference, California Gov. Gavin Newsom urged President-elect Donald Trump not to “play any politics” during the “precious moments that we have to evacuate.”
But as the fires forced tens of thousands of people to evacuate, Trump sought to pin the catastrophe on Democratic governance.
But as the fires forced tens of thousands of people to evacuate, Trump sought to pin the catastrophe on Democratic governance.
Ok. Going to be on here more and “the other” less now that they’re a tool of the upcoming fascist state… hopefully BlueSky is responsible in the way that schmuckface isn’t.
January 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ok. Going to be on here more and “the other” less now that they’re a tool of the upcoming fascist state… hopefully BlueSky is responsible in the way that schmuckface isn’t.
Become a Wobblie! It’s time for the IWW to restore its place as a force to be reckoned with. “Workers of the world, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!” Agitate! Irritate! Organize!
November 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Become a Wobblie! It’s time for the IWW to restore its place as a force to be reckoned with. “Workers of the world, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!” Agitate! Irritate! Organize!