Matthew Bamford
@mtbamford.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Humanist. Atheist. Progressive. Geek. Perfectly Cromulent. Hella NorCal. Zeta Male. He/Him #BLM #FreePalestine #ProChoice
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The stupidest people are in charge. 😒
Lutnick: "Donald Trump's economy grew 4.3%. That means that Americans overall, all of us, are going to earn 4.3% more money. We're making a raise, it's a simple way to do it."
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The stupidest people are in charge. 😒
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Sifl & Olly - United States of Whatever Video
YouTube video by Ben
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December 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No context required.
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Everyone with McCaffrey on their fantasy team:
a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everyone with McCaffrey on their fantasy team:
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Say what you will about boxing, but this was a pretty good story arc.
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Is there not a single journalist with the courage to say "That's impossible and stupid."?
Trump: "We're bringing down drug prices at a level that has never been thought of -- think of it, by 1,000% ... 1,400% in some cases"
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is there not a single journalist with the courage to say "That's impossible and stupid."?
Conservative logic:
A trans woman using a public restroom and bothering no one is an existential threat to women and laws must be passed to prevent it.
Armed & masked men breaking into women's restrooms and assaulting women: 👍🏻
A trans woman using a public restroom and bothering no one is an existential threat to women and laws must be passed to prevent it.
Armed & masked men breaking into women's restrooms and assaulting women: 👍🏻
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Conservative logic:
A trans woman using a public restroom and bothering no one is an existential threat to women and laws must be passed to prevent it.
Armed & masked men breaking into women's restrooms and assaulting women: 👍🏻
A trans woman using a public restroom and bothering no one is an existential threat to women and laws must be passed to prevent it.
Armed & masked men breaking into women's restrooms and assaulting women: 👍🏻
All battleships will be gold.
Trump: "The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person"
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
All battleships will be gold.
Better idea: Deport Randy Fine.
Fine: "I'm talking to my colleagues about whether we want these fake Somali refugees - who come to our country, add no value, suck our resources, defraud our govt - whether we actually want them here. I don't think Ilhan Omar shouldn't be a member of Congress - I think she shouldn't be an American"
December 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Better idea: Deport Randy Fine.
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Burgum: "Today we're sending notifications to the 5 large offshore wind projects that are under construction that their leases will be suspended due to national security concerns ... the Dept of War has come back conclusively that these large offshore wind programs create radar interference"
December 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Mt. Beast seems like a great guy.
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Mt. Beast seems like a great guy.
Quite a weekend of movies with my boy.
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Quite a weekend of movies with my boy.
I know it doesn't need to be said but it's not a Freudian slip when you're reading off a teleprompter.
JD Vance: "They are not sending their best. Omar Fateh was Ilehan [sic] Omar's candidate for mayor of Mogadishu-- I mean Minneapolis. Little Freudian slip there."
December 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I know it doesn't need to be said but it's not a Freudian slip when you're reading off a teleprompter.
JFC, C.J. 13.48 points? Against the Raiders!?!? 😐
December 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
JFC, C.J. 13.48 points? Against the Raiders!?!? 😐
Christmas came early.
December 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Christmas came early.
Loser mentality.
WELKER: Massie and Khanna say they are looking at options including impeachment and contempt for DOJ officials. Would you support those steps?
KAINE: I think that's premature
KAINE: I think that's premature
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Loser mentality.
Cool!
Johnson: If we lose the House majority, the radical left will impeach President Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cool!
Straight up nazi shit.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Straight up nazi shit.
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I was just at the gym watching a The Wire s2 episode, and came back to this awful news. Ransone was incredible in that season — so believable as the screw-up determined to live down to everyone's low opinion of him. And great in almost everything else I saw him do. RIP.
'The Wire' Star James Ransone Dead at 46 After Apparent Suicide
James Ransone -- an actor best known for his role in the hit show "The Wire" -- has died ... and the medical examiner is pointing to suicide as the cause.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Unbridled greed by those in power is keeping us from having this.
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Unbridled greed by those in power is keeping us from having this.
Nuremberg.
Amid soaring starvation in the Kakuma Refugee Camp, one young mother of two said she had considered taking her own life to save her children, “because I heard the U.N. takes care of the kids when the parents are gone.”
After Trump Officials Cut Food Aid to Kenya, Children Starved to Death
“Brutal and traumatizing”: Interviews and a trove of internal documents show government officials and aid workers desperately tried to warn Trump advisers about impending disaster and death.
www.propublica.org
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Nuremberg.
Just showed my boy There Will Be Blood and I'm happy to report that it was very well received.
December 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Just showed my boy There Will Be Blood and I'm happy to report that it was very well received.