Ski Mask Shawty
@haveyouheardofg.bsky.social
Reskeets ≠ endorsements. Fuck @NickCannon. Fuck @realDonaldTrump. Mostly Jokes. Some politics. My opinion is my own. Don't @ me about it.
Sir your total is $78.96
Gotdamn... a hunnid dollars?
Gotdamn... a hunnid dollars?
What is black math?
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sir your total is $78.96
Gotdamn... a hunnid dollars?
Gotdamn... a hunnid dollars?
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I can't tell with any certainty which foot I'm looking at here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can't tell with any certainty which foot I'm looking at here.
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Ugh, congrats on the promotion, and I'm sorry it's not what you need! Good luck! 🤞
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ugh, congrats on the promotion, and I'm sorry it's not what you need! Good luck! 🤞
Buddy toes, heel, and ankle all going in different directions
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Buddy toes, heel, and ankle all going in different directions
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I'm so glad Workday wasn't one of the applicant tracking systems my work is considering to replace our current one. Workday is, as Brit put it, wretched!
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'm so glad Workday wasn't one of the applicant tracking systems my work is considering to replace our current one. Workday is, as Brit put it, wretched!
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If I had a voice like Elmiene you'd have to put a bullet in me to shut me up
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If I had a voice like Elmiene you'd have to put a bullet in me to shut me up
Beyonce bout to come for your pockets right before Prime Days like a true queen
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Beyonce bout to come for your pockets right before Prime Days like a true queen
The best gifts are always thoughtful. Always.
Thoughtful > expensive
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The best gifts are always thoughtful. Always.
Being able to say somebody in the US is sick with consumption in the year 2025 is insane
🗣️VIRGINIA!!!
A positive TB case has been confirmed within Rockingham County Schools. This case was active in the past and is *not* actively spreading. BUT they are still doing contact tracing to see if anyone has a latent infection (which means they have TB in their bodies but it’s basically sleep)
A positive TB case has been confirmed within Rockingham County Schools. This case was active in the past and is *not* actively spreading. BUT they are still doing contact tracing to see if anyone has a latent infection (which means they have TB in their bodies but it’s basically sleep)
Tuberculosis case confirmed in Rockingham County school; contact tracing underway
Local health officials are working with Rockingham County Public Schools to identify contacts of someone who had a confirmed positive case of tuberculosis.
www.12onyourside.com
September 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Being able to say somebody in the US is sick with consumption in the year 2025 is insane
On my way to interview for a promotion. All good thoughts and prayers welcome.
a man is sitting on a couch holding a pair of keys
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch holding a pair of keys
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
On my way to interview for a promotion. All good thoughts and prayers welcome.
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@haveyouheardofg.bsky.social
"Talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal" will never not be funny.
"Talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal" will never not be funny.
This is very much a “Joker talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal” situation. Set the block on fire idc
September 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@haveyouheardofg.bsky.social
"Talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal" will never not be funny.
"Talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal" will never not be funny.
They're playing the Steelers. Give em 2 more gsmes to make that distinction
Jets….offense…entertaining?????
a brown dog with a blue collar is looking at someone
ALT: a brown dog with a blue collar is looking at someone
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They're playing the Steelers. Give em 2 more gsmes to make that distinction
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Yeah bro is lying through his teeth
September 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Yeah bro is lying through his teeth
This is one of the worst lies I've ever heard
Yeah this is real. Mike Johnson said Trump was an FBI informant in the Epstein case.
September 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This is one of the worst lies I've ever heard
Trump thinks he's McNulty
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Trump thinks he's McNulty
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Just want to take some time to wish my BFF, partner in shenanigans, and the loml @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social a very happy birthday. The world is lucky to have you and I'm lucky to be able to celebrate another trip around the sun with you. Love yoooou ❤️
a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts on a white background
Alt: a cartoon cat is surrounded by red hearts on a white background and blowing kisses
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just want to take some time to wish my BFF, partner in shenanigans, and the loml @haveyouheardofg.bsky.social a very happy birthday. The world is lucky to have you and I'm lucky to be able to celebrate another trip around the sun with you. Love yoooou ❤️
They bout to hand him a broom and mop
NYC Mayor Eric Adams has reportedly “been offered a position at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development”
NYC Mayor Eric Adams has been reluctant to abandon his reelection bid — but an influential post in Trump’s administration could incentivize him to bow out.
September 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
They bout to hand him a broom and mop
Kraft singles struggling is a recession indicator
Kraft Heinz is splitting into two new companies — one focused on faster-growing “sauces” businesses (Heinz Ketchup, Philadelphia cream cheese) and the other taking on struggling products like Lunchables, Capri Sun and Kraft Singles. https://cnn.it/42eNen8
September 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Kraft singles struggling is a recession indicator
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How my legs act when I drove more than 20 min.
a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
ALT: a skeleton is standing on its hind legs in a living room .
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
How my legs act when I drove more than 20 min.
I took a nap earlier and slept wrong and now my left wrist got me like this
September 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I took a nap earlier and slept wrong and now my left wrist got me like this